If this is your name than you’re pretty fine and you love to watch vomit porn (like a chad.) You basically get infinite bitches and everyone is horny for you. You are pretty much religious but in a sigma male way which is very funny
by Glossy Toad November 23, 2021
Get the glossy toadmug. by Ipooptoomuch November 17, 2021
Get the Barreled Toadmug. The species of Toad have lived for trillions of years. Existing before and during the time of humanity, they have helped man sculpt society from behind the scenes. Over time, Toads created the almighty Toad Council, upon which sit the wisest and most esteemed of all the Toads. With that position comes the great responsibility of not just controlling the Toad society, but all life. The Toad council spread their laws through the mighty Wooden Toad. This magnificent creature is feared by many for both its supreme intellect and strength as well as its efficiency to enforce the laws of the Toad Council. One should consider themselves blessed to ever be in the presence of Wooden Toad.
"Wow, I am just perplexed after having met Wooden Toad. I feel just being in his presence has increased my IQ tenfold"
by Wooden_Toad January 11, 2021
Get the Toadmug. In the pornographic film "Super Mario and the 7 bitches" Toad met up with his bitches and pumped them so hard. In this specific scene wii get to see Toads dick nick named "flagpole". This is different from your life because you get no bitches, I bet this is why your dad left you.
by MAG2.5 June 8, 2023
Get the toads flagpolemug. by Slick Dude September 14, 2020
Get the Toadmug. A chair.
by chob-logtulin June 2, 2023
Get the Toadmug. W.F.T.- acronym for Whole Fucking Toad.
Description of toad in low light scenario used by a hormone driven pregnant woman after devouring a slab of ribs.
Description of toad in low light scenario used by a hormone driven pregnant woman after devouring a slab of ribs.
by Ringo0713 July 5, 2021
Get the Whole Fucking Toadmug.