by Donnie May 13, 2005

Monkey steamer is a person who pisses you off and you have nothing better to call them. It is used as an insult.
by iacman June 16, 2010

1. The act of catching your pet's excrement to avoid a cleaning bill.
2. Cupping your pet's ass and allowing it to relieve itself into your hands while your wife looks for specific "doggy bags".
2. Cupping your pet's ass and allowing it to relieve itself into your hands while your wife looks for specific "doggy bags".
So the last 10 minutes of the new year I'm watching my dog give me a Sheridan Steamer...that pretty much sums up my year in Vietnam.
by Valoriengm January 1, 2017

by shorny tatman March 5, 2019

Sally pissed me off so I went to Taco Bell before she licked my butthole. I wanted to give her an Escanaba Steamer she'd remember.
by Feiks February 22, 2011

by Dreadedstar September 6, 2016

A sexual act in which the two participants get in a sixty-niney position and the male participant places his nuts inside the mouth of the reciever, and then defecates all over their face.
by Jose Robert September 29, 2006
