pecker punched

Getting thumped in the face with a giant cock.

You said what!! Thwap! Pecker punched.

by hirsakowski January 27, 2016

Foreskin pecker decker

When you have a zyn in the upper deck, after 10 minutes of lubrication, sliding it into your foreskin for the ultimate buzz

“Colin just threw in the foreskin pecker decker, he’s about to lock in”

by polarbeartruffle April 22, 2024

Twitchy Pecker Fuck

After slam-dunking a fucking hair tie like Kobe Bryant in a hot bitchez tittie Cleavage... Your cock can't stop won't stop twitching like a pos Chihuahua from Guatemala's most dangerous neighborhood.

Get off my lawn you twitchy pecker fuck!

by RockAndCock Rock 1st! December 11, 2019

Hell pecker yea boy

Means like hell yes, yeehaw

Hell pecker yea boy that was so much fun!

by Lamarspencer54 July 16, 2022

pecker haul

pecker haul ~ n.p. f/m The idea of hauling demyeet bitches. Like moths to the flame if necessary; or women? It helps to have a Satania around or a SawWem to ease the burden of adult Justice by Law of Heaven or AavLaw. sawWem GIF joker & usually Wem toss hotdogs.

SawEm and SawWem decided to return to the fold of living heaven when the pecker haul's zero! Rates are very competitive to other planets gents.

by sinrlifemattrs November 23, 2025

pecker smooch

Someone who gets pissed at a smart ass

And kisses the cock and squeeze it with a wrench

One day anthony was being a smart ass bitch so Jane kissed his pecker and squeezed it with a wrench pecker smooch

by Masterpapav95 August 3, 2017

Peckers Peck

When you are having sexual intercourse with the hole in a bird house and a bird pecks your pecker (penis) and you get a cut

Me: dude my dick hurts so bad
Mike: what’d you do bro
Me: I got the worst peckers peck last night from diseased grandmas birdhouse

Mike: how many times do I have to tell you to stop fucking bird houses

by I_have_Lupus_7 February 24, 2019