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SpongeBob SquarePants

Probably the most annoying cartoon I've seen on Nickelodeon. People say it's the mascot of the network. Give me a break. There are so many better and funnier shows than SpongeBob on Nick. iCarly, Victorious, Jimmy Neutron, TMNT, Fairly Oddparents (the old one, the new one sucks), LazyTown, Invader Zim, etc. Furthermore, the characters act like idiots. You have:

1. SpongeBob, who's annoying as hell and childish, acts like a baby.
2. Patrick, a person with the IQ of a rock (no pun intended!)
3. Squidward, a sad goddamn outcast.
4. Mr. Krabs, a greedy sailor who would die if his money was taken away from him.
5. Sandy, a stupid "science" girl.

6. Plankton, a slightly interesting villain, but gets hated all the time by the "good guys".
7. Pearl, a whiny asshole.
8. Bubble Bass, a fat ass nerd who wants everything when we gets them.
9. Gary, a betrayer for letting a different snail into his house.
10. Mindy, an actual good character.
11. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, two wannabe ass poser "superheroes" who could get killed by the Avengers, real heroes.
12. Squilliam, 3, but worse and more "nerdy".

And many more.

Killing Nickelodeon, along with Henry Danger.

By the way the picture on the bottom, and on the left, represents me whenever I hear that show nowadays.
Idiot: SpongeBob SquarePants is the best show ever. It's the funniest Nick show and is helpful!

Me: iCarly, Victorious? There are many better shows than your overrated ass baby show.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 1, 2022
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Spongebob jazz

The music that plays when playing Four-in-a-Row in Clubhouse Games: 51 Worldwide Classics.
"Man, that's some good jazz! It sounds like it's from Spongebob. Are you playing Spongebob jazz?""
by ethanlulnowshut December 30, 2020
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Spongebob

A character from Spongebob that can suck up all the water in Bakini Botton
Spongebob is my favorite character
by Snoop a Doggy Dog April 23, 2020
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Dirty Spongebob

The action of masturbating onto a yellow sponge and letting the semen soak in, then putting it under water, squeezing it, and watching the semen bubble out of the sponge while maniacally laughing.
Poor Nate couldn't get a girlfriend, so he performed a Dirty Spongebob every night before he went to sleep.
by tiddly dinkler July 17, 2024
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Spongebob

A talking sponge who lives in the city of Bikini bottom, in his early 20's
SpongeBob is gay SpongeBob is a Nazi SpongeBob banged ur mom
by spongebobisanazi November 11, 2019
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SpongeBob, get out here!

Used from someone who is angry at someone who messed things up
by the Sun is a deadly February 8, 2021
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Kinda Like Spongebob

When an old person is talking none sense
Martha”I swear these LA drivers are so crazy, where are the cops to arrest them! This is illegal!”

A genz person: “Kinda like spongebob
by MatchaDrinker11 July 11, 2021
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