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planet jade

A trippy ass planet that only Jade can take you to since she's from there and just visiting earth. Its main attractions are sexy sex and jeffery's (with eveything but goddamn clorax)

its location is unknown by anyone but jade unfortunaly
by trip trip March 24, 2012
mugGet the planet jademug.

planet lexwxrld

Planet lexwxrld is a planet where thereโ€™s only love and fear without fear life is meaningless.
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In 3248 Iโ€™m go to planet lexwxrld ๐Ÿ›ธ๐ŸŒ
by Lexwxrld June 2, 2022
mugGet the planet lexwxrldmug.

Planet smoothie

A place where they sell blended fruit drinks and have the hottest young employees!!!!
I want to see some girls and get a smoothie at the same time I know where to go! Planet smoothie
by Epictailz January 25, 2017
mugGet the Planet smoothiemug.

New to the planet?

Sarcastically stating or questioning someone who absolutely has no clue about what's going on in the world or has lived a sheltered life and verifies it by talking.
Person 1: Did you get a Covid shot?
Person 2: What's Covid?
Person 1: New to the planet?

Person 1: I've never seen a Tom Hanks movie.
Person 2: You must be new to the planet.
by BillyVito October 4, 2021
mugGet the New to the planet?mug.

Planetalism

Nationalism on a planetary scale. Planetalism teaches you to take pride in things you have never done, while hating aliens you've never met. Not to be confused with Planetism, which is simply favoritism of your own planet, without regard to alien species.
Don't assume all Earthlings are good and all Mars folk are bad, that's Planetalism.
by Digitalwolff June 27, 2022
mugGet the Planetalismmug.

Planet Zortgonia

Home planet of the shapeshifting Zortgonian living on planet Earth, Brandon Dufrene.
Brandon Dufrene is the only Zortgonian and is from the home planet of Planet Zortgonia.
by Zoooted August 29, 2022
mugGet the Planet Zortgoniamug.
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ใ€Š.7.9.7.6.ใ€‹!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!! !!ใ€Š.7.9.7.6.ใ€‹
mugGet the ใ€Š.7.9.7.6.ใ€‹!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!! !!ใ€Š.7.9.7.6.ใ€‹mug.

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