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Jail

Used in response to seeing something completely “out-of pocket” or ridiculous that’s funny. implies what the person just saw should be considered illegal.
Jail. Or

that’s jail.
by suburbanslore April 8, 2023
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Scrottum Jail Cell

A JAIL CELL FOR THE SPERM.
Bob releases his children in the air from his scrottum jail cell.
by Slick Asian March 23, 2017
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national jail break day

on august 25 prisons are forced to allow all of the prisoners out or else sonic will hunt them down.
virgin police officer: did you hear its national jail break day?
virgin police officer #2: yeah, time to let out these prisoners
chad prisoner: im going to fuck your mom
by anounymous source heheeh August 25, 2021
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jail

Jail was never meant to be the safest, most pleasant utopia kind of place for anybody. Not everybody from inmate to CO is going to like the way a jail is run, but a jail is there is deter crime and be a dystopian kind of place. People in jail shouldn't be dying, getting hurt, or getting sick for no reason or over nothing, but jail isn't meant to become a safe place people want to go, since that would make people want to commit crime. If anything, now that death penalties have either been abolished or reduced to injections instead of the more gruesome routes to death, jails are about as safe as they can get already.
Jail is not a friendly, pleasant place to be for a reason.
by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021
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air jail

Holding a pet, most often a cat or a small dog, in the air for a while and refusing to put it down. It's a humorous, lighthearted "punishment" for something (usually minor) the animal did.
Luna, if you scratch my hand again, you'll be in air jail.
by theythempussy February 11, 2024
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Children Jail Job

When a girl with braces gives you a blow job/ hand job and you cum in her braces, therefor trapping your swimmers, and children in a jail-like structure.
Hey bro, see Molly over there? Last night she gave me a massive Children Jail Job, it was so hot.
by W E E N S U C C September 15, 2019
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Simp Jail

A place in which simps are sent to serve a sentence when they act out of pocket.
Sofi: Bran Bran's new haircut is so cute~
Sam: Simp Jail.
Sofi: WHAT.
by CupidsDefinitions November 22, 2021
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