Luck issue

When you’ve been waiting for something to spawn in a game for an extended period of time, but it hasn’t.

Person 1: I’ve been running at this wall for over an hour and nothing has spawned. This game sucks.

Person 2: Luck issue.

by Atomic_9602 May 14, 2022

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Glonzo Issue

A political concern held by a significant portion of low-information voters in a given electorate that either completely misidentifies the cause of a real problem or is based on fears that have no basis in reality. Named after a joke on Bluesky about 25% of people believing a creature called "Glonzo" chewing through power lines causes high electricity prices.

Climate change is real, but half the base thinks it's caused by space lasers. It's a total Glonzo issue.

by Lilith_NightRose July 11, 2025

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Skill Issue Squad

Humans who have spent thousands of years training their skill issue

Skill Issue Squad of UC

by Shew-Chan February 7, 2024

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Issues

A way of saying something or someone isn't worth the trouble

I had to break up with my boyfriend, Don F. is a fuck that because he has a lot of issues

by Old McD April 27, 2021

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Hanger Issues

When you’re hungry and angry, ( Hangry) but you are upset with the meal, so you reject the meal by throwing it, or slamming it on someone or something.

Customer: I asked for extra ketchup! Why did you add so much extra ketchup!! ( Slams burger on counter) .

Manager: Ma’am! You have Hanger Issues!

Customer: Why am I missing a nugget and throws the nuggets across the counter.

Employee: Please take your “Hanger Issues” to another establishment!

Customer: This is not what I ordered (tries to hit the employee)

Employee fights back and says, don’t take out your hanger Issues on me or anyone else ! The cops are called and arrive to arrest customer!

by EM6988 October 19, 2023

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