A special division of swag. This person often wear things like tracksuits and clownshoes. He also likes to fuck very ugly girls, and brag about it.
by Bodybuilder12341 January 10, 2018

Jill Bond- A beautiful person inside and out. Weird, hilarious, smart and everyone wants to be around her. Best mother in so many ways. (Anybody that has a Jill Bond in their life is super lucky) - Warrior! Trooper! and so admirable :) 😘
by KelEve July 19, 2023

The all time home run king and the single season home run king. Many people think he should not be seen as such because he is said to have done steroids, which is also why they think he should not be a Hall of Famer. However, there is no doubt that there are already plenty of guys in the Hall of Fame that have done steroids.
Sure, Barry Bonds did steroids and is a piece of shit, but it still does not change the fact that he was a beast and he would've been even if he never took steroids.
by PhoenixGamer34 February 1, 2022

by Sussybaka07 October 13, 2021

by The FlawdFather May 25, 2024

Person 1: "Remember when Billy Bob tried to skateboard on that treadmill"
Person 2: "Oh yea that was totally a rofl moment. Though when Jimmy Bob tried to trampoline onto a moving truck way beats that moment out"
Person 1: "True that. That was the best rofl moment"
Person 2: "Ah I love rofl-bonding"
Person 2: "Oh yea that was totally a rofl moment. Though when Jimmy Bob tried to trampoline onto a moving truck way beats that moment out"
Person 1: "True that. That was the best rofl moment"
Person 2: "Ah I love rofl-bonding"
by Zoe Dimer February 26, 2011

Having to have another person (i.e. paternal partner, family member, etc.) bond with a newborn postpartum due to maternal complications (i.e. endometritis, post part blues/depression, OB Hemorrhaging)
My baby daddy is going to have to incorporate alternative baby bonding (ABB) because I am currently unable to do so due to my postpartum complications.
by J.Luis September 19, 2019
