Hellmanns Best

A blow job wherein mayonaise is slathered all over your penis.

Dude I totally took my manager into the back and she gave me the sloppiest Hellmanns Best.

by sloppiest seconds April 30, 2013

Best friend

When they have no one but the person who was by them all this time

"Your my best friend" 20 years later. "Your a slut"

by When they are to lazy to said June 1, 2015

The Best Logan

This is a term given to someone who can hide in plain site, or just the worst possible-dead giveaway place, and still not be seen.

Who will win "The Best Logan" Award.

by Randonarchy April 3, 2021

best effort

To make ones greatest attempt

Yo im going to make my best effort to save my money for a new car.

by KoVaH November 27, 2003

Best Couple

When two friends become boyfriend and girlfriend. Before dating each, they have to endure bullying and sweaty armpits. A lot of confusion may arise "what do you mean." A beautiful relationship in disguise

"what do you mean we are the best couple?"

by anonymous bot1234 May 30, 2020

Best friend

A best friend is someone that has been here for you since day one. A best friend never leaves your side and is always there through tough times. A best friend never leaves you for a boy. (Or for your ex man behind your back) your bestfriend knows everything about you from your favorite color to your deepest darkest secret. A best friend knows how to make you happy. She/he can always cheer you up when you need it. A best friend knows what you have gone through and can relate. A best friend never leaves you for other girls. But you both know that they are allowed to be friends with other people but always goes to you when they need to talk.

“Wow they are best friends”
“Yea you can tell, they have been friends forever”

by Ariel❤️ June 22, 2018

Jed's Best

Some insane blondies that make you jizz in your pants.

I had some Jed's Best blondies yesterday and I accidentally busted my load all over my buddy.

by Foodie1 June 20, 2010