Terrorism is when a terrorist threatens you due to circumstances beyond his control based on his beliefs, not facts. In the past he has warned you and you took it as a threat and now he is serious.
This is not an act of terrorism, I have warned you before, there are 100 lbs of sodium bicarbonate in various locations around the building and if my demands are not satisfied I am adding the acetic acid then I will activate the fridgepaks and boom!
by bushlight December 10, 2018
Get the Terrorismmug. by Channman March 4, 2017
Get the Day terrormug. A disgusting 80's, Large bow wearing Bimbo demon who lives off of pickles and Monster Energy Drinks. The Sweetest Psychopath You'll Ever Meet.
by Phiklmon November 13, 2022
Get the Terror Kruegermug. 1. The act of lifting one cheek and leaning to the side in an effort to intentionally aim a fart at a co-worker.
2. The act of crop dusting an entire workplace meeting room without mercy.
2. The act of crop dusting an entire workplace meeting room without mercy.
1. I don't like the guy I sit next to so i'm going to commit an act of workplace terrorism.
2. I really didn't prepare a power point to present in the meeting today, maybe i'll commit an act of workplace terrorism as a distraction for how bad my presentation is going to be.
3. She claims that he is the one behind the recent workplace terrorist attacks that have been happening in the break room this past week.
2. I really didn't prepare a power point to present in the meeting today, maybe i'll commit an act of workplace terrorism as a distraction for how bad my presentation is going to be.
3. She claims that he is the one behind the recent workplace terrorist attacks that have been happening in the break room this past week.
by Undead Taco October 25, 2017
Get the Workplace Terrorismmug. Why didn’t Tremmel go whitewater rafting this year?
“Oh last time he went he end up with Transgressive Homo-Aquatic Terror. Now he just spends all his time trolling for dick at rest stops on the interstate.”
“Oh last time he went he end up with Transgressive Homo-Aquatic Terror. Now he just spends all his time trolling for dick at rest stops on the interstate.”
by Sarsaparilla Titty Fuck June 9, 2022
Get the Transgressive Homo-Aquatic Terrormug. Once upon a time, in the year 2018 there was an oversized janitor who worked at Morrisons. However, he was not just any janitor, this janitor was named Terence Potter. But, why was he so different to any other janitor you may ask? He had kept a HUGE secret from his family and fellow employees.
For months Terence the fat janitor had been planning to LITERALLY BLOW UP the whole of Morrisons. One day his dreams came true when he planted twelve bombs all around the toilets inside the Morrisons premises.
As he ran out through the fire exit, he spammed the detonate button on his Nintendo switch, and the entire building was obliterated into pieces.He immediately sprinted into his gay blue 2002 ford fiesta and made an extremely quick escape. Nearby cameras from a charity shop across the road caught him in the act as he fled the scene.
To this day, nobody knows what happened to Terence or where he is now. It’s like a mystery waiting to be solved.
He is currently on the “most wanted” list in the UK as well as being classed as the “No. 1 terrorist” in Europe.
…hence the name Terrorance!
For months Terence the fat janitor had been planning to LITERALLY BLOW UP the whole of Morrisons. One day his dreams came true when he planted twelve bombs all around the toilets inside the Morrisons premises.
As he ran out through the fire exit, he spammed the detonate button on his Nintendo switch, and the entire building was obliterated into pieces.He immediately sprinted into his gay blue 2002 ford fiesta and made an extremely quick escape. Nearby cameras from a charity shop across the road caught him in the act as he fled the scene.
To this day, nobody knows what happened to Terence or where he is now. It’s like a mystery waiting to be solved.
He is currently on the “most wanted” list in the UK as well as being classed as the “No. 1 terrorist” in Europe.
…hence the name Terrorance!
by FayTheGoldDigger August 11, 2024
Get the Terrorancemug. A person who when terrorism or a natural disaster strikes does not see pain and suffering caused to a city or nation but rather an opportunity, an opportunity for cheap flights and hotel whilst a country mourns the death toll and destruction.
Sarah: “Hi James, heard you’re off on holiday next week, anywhere nice?”
James: “Hell yeah Sarah, there was a crazy bad earthquake that hit Croatia last week, you want to see the bargain I got! A little bit of terrorism tourism never hurt anyone.”
James: “Hell yeah Sarah, there was a crazy bad earthquake that hit Croatia last week, you want to see the bargain I got! A little bit of terrorism tourism never hurt anyone.”
by Simp Sauce November 8, 2023
Get the Terrorism Tourismmug.