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Taylor Swift

The motherfucking music industry.

Taylor Alison Swift is the best songwriter in the whole world.
Deserves all the awards she was given and nominated for.

K*nye is just an asshole who interrupted Taylor Swift at the VMA's in 2009.

He's also the dick who claimed he made Taylor famous, but in reality his sped ass
interrupted her WHILE she was literally accepting the VMA award.
Who made who famous?

Taylor made Kanye's mf ass famous. Period.
by Taylor Swift on top September 30, 2023
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Taylor Swift Shower

When you shower and your upper half is your only priority. Swift told DeGeneres that she only washes her legs when she shaves, because “shaving cream is like soap,”
This guy told me I did a Taylor Swift Shower and I was confused.

That means you don't wash anything past your lower half. Girl you always gotta wash your legs!
by 31xoelle December 13, 2022
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Taylor Swift

A fine piece of ass that I would do some naughty things to if I ever met
What's something that you could eat every single day and not get tired?
Taylor Swift
by Gay4Tay November 23, 2021
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Taylor swift

Taylor swift is the music industry she is one of the most successful singers EVER she is so talented and has won many awards and writing over a 100 songs cuz she is so hardworking and talented in what she does she is an amazing example too young kids and she is someone that encourages teenagers too do the good and stand up for themselves TAYLOR SWIFT IS SO POWERFUL AND SUCCESSFUL and the haters can hate but she just tells people too shake it of
by Houaylor stan July 10, 2022
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Taylor Swift

An alleged singer/songwriter who is popular among white women and men with low testosterone. Contrary to popular belief, the rest of us neither know nor care who she has dated or whatever, we hate her because her songs just plain aren't very good. Musically, they're the exact same mass produced dog crap as every other pop star. Lyrically, they're vapid and banal. And yet we have to get ear raped with them everywhere we go on this God forsaken earth, every day of our rotten lives. Also, if you think she has ever written any of her own songs, we will accept cash or check for your brand new bridge. Very little else of her personal life is worth mentioning, except that she has had enough plastic surgery to make Michael Jackson cringe, and she probably has a penis.
Christ on a stick, they blast Taylor Swift on the radio all day and they wonder why so many people shoot up schools.
by Sadie Enward April 22, 2025
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Taylor Swift

“Have you heard the new Taylor Swift album, 1989 (Taylor’s Version)?”
“Yes, my favourite vault track is Suburban Legends!”
by SwifTiemwkdnwnsj November 6, 2023
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STREAM SPEAK NOW TAYLOR SWIFTS VERSION!!!!
THE VAULT TRACKS ARE FIRE
by reputationbestalbum July 7, 2023
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