southern thunder

Extremely loud farts that scare your neighbor.

Damn man, that southern Thunder cleared the whole room.

by SwampAssGoblin February 22, 2018

Slavic Thunder

Slavic Thunder is a very hard cough or sneeze - originally caused by tuberculosis, however it can be used to represent a very bad cough.

"Of course I couldn't come into work last week - all you could hear in my house is Slavic Thunder!"

by Linden2K April 12, 2018

Retard thunder

When someone goes full retard during sexual intercourse

Sara: “How was sleeping with Jacob last night”
Jessica: “He was awesome especially when he released his almighty retard thunder!”

by Jesus Chris December 05, 2017

Retard thunder

When you go full retard during sexual intercourse

Sara: “How was sleeping with Jacob last night “
Jessica: “Amazing! He went retard thunder on me! It felt amazing!”

by Jesus Chris December 05, 2017

Thunder Jug

Toilet

After several drinks Jerry had to go use the Thunder Jug to relieve himself.

by Nice guy Jerry January 08, 2019

Thunder Scrotum

A man, particularly a very durable one with the balls to swoon over. Powerfully abusive with his scrotum (Fe). Anal atrocities everyday, that’s your average thunder scrotum.

Thunder Scrotum walks this earth with two extra things dragging on the ground behind him. For he is, without a doubt, the manliest of us all.

by Paul, destroyer of worlds January 27, 2021

Ceiling Thunder

The loud thunder-like sound when desks are moving on the floor above you.

Yo bro did you just hear that ceiling thunder?

by imryan October 04, 2013