A term used by stupid people to indicate a chaotic situation. Completely incorrect use of a term most likely heard in Jurassic Park.
1. We are totally having a lot of problems. It's just Kaos Theory 'round here.
2. This is totally Kaos Theory.
3. I'm gonna go Kaos Theory on this shit.
2. This is totally Kaos Theory.
3. I'm gonna go Kaos Theory on this shit.
by Dr. Malcom July 11, 2007
Get the Kaos Theorymug. by Shrek_Our_Lord February 4, 2018
Get the Music Theorymug. 
Something that music snobs put a lot of attention into. In reality, unless you want to learn how to play like someone else instead of having your own style, music theory is useless. I mean, did the Blues guitarists who lived in the Mississippi Delta have access to music theory? No! And they laid down the innovations that modern musicians still use today! Kurt Cobain even said that music theory is useless unless you want to be coffee shop singer and is a distraction to making music your own thing. And he changed rock music for an entire generation!
Music student from Berklee (MSB): "What'cha doing?"
Me: "Playing the guitar. I just love this instrument so much. It's simplicity brings music to the masses. Every note rings 'Hey! You do not need expensive classes or fancy instruments to enjoy music!'"
MSB: "Well anyone will suck as a musician without proper music theory training."
Me: "So Jimi Hendrix, the Beatles, the Clash, Nirvana, and nearly every multi-platinum selling artists failed as musicians because they did not have any music training?"
MSB: "Well..."
Me: "And these chords that I am playing with the basic knowledge, regardless of the complexity of the composition, I have is shit because I do not have a musically trained background?"
MSB: "I guess so..."
Me: "Well I am not in debt to a fancy music school and I still know how to play music so you're the idiot. I win!"
Me: "Playing the guitar. I just love this instrument so much. It's simplicity brings music to the masses. Every note rings 'Hey! You do not need expensive classes or fancy instruments to enjoy music!'"
MSB: "Well anyone will suck as a musician without proper music theory training."
Me: "So Jimi Hendrix, the Beatles, the Clash, Nirvana, and nearly every multi-platinum selling artists failed as musicians because they did not have any music training?"
MSB: "Well..."
Me: "And these chords that I am playing with the basic knowledge, regardless of the complexity of the composition, I have is shit because I do not have a musically trained background?"
MSB: "I guess so..."
Me: "Well I am not in debt to a fancy music school and I still know how to play music so you're the idiot. I win!"
by ThatOneGuyYouGrewToHate July 23, 2012
Get the music theorymug. To manifest a dream into reality. M theory relates to the concept of the overall string theory and quantum mechanics. The M Theory was derived by Ed Witten in 1995 and stands for Magic or Matrix or according to test! It affliliates quantum mechanics with the workings of thought verses action.
In golf, a hole in one is the perfect use of M Theory.
In golf, a hole in one is the perfect use of M Theory.
Jerry: I'm going to make a space ship and fly to the closest star!
Watson: How on earth can you do that?
Jerry: Easy, M Theory! Its elementry my dear Watson.
Watson: How on earth can you do that?
Jerry: Easy, M Theory! Its elementry my dear Watson.
by VICKI KARMA October 18, 2006
Get the M THEORYmug. The Contrast Theory is when an attractive person or semi attractive person stands next to an ugly person or ugly people. Therefore they create a contrast which in response makes them seem more attractive.
When I first saw her with all her friends she was a ten! But now all by herself she seems like more of a 6. Talk about Contrast theory.
by KBJB Wiley April 23, 2011
Get the Contrast Theorymug. The Age Theory is based on social norm that the older the woman is , the more accpetable it is for her to make the first move or persue a man as oppossed to the man making proverbial first move.
Any woman over the age of 30 should in accordance with this theory be able to persue a man ( Regardless of if he is younger or older than her) without being label " Promiscuous" , "skanky" or "Whore".
Research has shown that the majority of the male population agree to this theory and that there is a talk of amending the theory in order to lower the accepted age limit.
Any woman over the age of 30 should in accordance with this theory be able to persue a man ( Regardless of if he is younger or older than her) without being label " Promiscuous" , "skanky" or "Whore".
Research has shown that the majority of the male population agree to this theory and that there is a talk of amending the theory in order to lower the accepted age limit.
Mike : "Hi Johnny , how you been?"
Johnny :" Waz up dude, just chilling. This old chick has been on my case, begging me to go on a date!"
Mike : " how old is this chick" Over thirty?"
Johnny : " 31 actaully.I am taking her to Burger king later. Got to respect the Age Theory man!".
Mike : " Of course!! Has she got an older sister for me?"
Johnny :" Waz up dude, just chilling. This old chick has been on my case, begging me to go on a date!"
Mike : " how old is this chick" Over thirty?"
Johnny : " 31 actaully.I am taking her to Burger king later. Got to respect the Age Theory man!".
Mike : " Of course!! Has she got an older sister for me?"
by Pofadder May 19, 2010
Get the Age Theorymug.