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High Desert Middle School

hellhole of a school and it fuckin sucks 🫣
by frogsarecute January 21, 2023
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Desert Eagle syndrome

A situation where smaller calibers tend to do the job better.

Named after the handgun Desert Eagle, which has calibers that shut down a moose, but smaller calibers work on humans just as well and the decreased size fills the mag with more bullets.
1: I got the max caliber in this thing.
2: You don't need calibers this large, have you never heard of Desert Eagle syndrome?
by Colonel Wee Booties July 3, 2023
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Desert 10

A girl who is normally considered ugly, but is now considered hot because of the fact that you’re in an environment where few women are present (such as the desert or boot camp). The 10 part refers to the hotness scale (10 being the hottest, 1 being the ugliest).
All of the girls that are normally 1’s and 2’s become 9’s and 10’s in the desert.

Better soak it up while you can desert 10, because once we get to the states, you’re back to 2 status.
by SiL3Nt J September 9, 2023
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Resource Desert

A place that would have resources, since resources are abundant, if White People weren't hogging them all.
"East Aurora is a Resource Desert when it comes to mental health care, but Naperville has 200 therapists per square mile"
by Dr. Gudor July 16, 2022
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dick desert

A place where access to dick is minimal if not nonexistent. Not only is access limited, but the quality of the handful of dicks there is 1/10. Smaller cities and towns usually constitute dick deserts as does the whole region of the Midwest in The USA.

Think about it the same as food desert.
Friend to other friend (at drive-up bar that only exists in the movies where people are playing pool and darts and smoking inside):

Urghh I’m so horny, but is Albuquerque is literally such a dick desert.

Other friend: I know right. Tell me about it. But like the Midwest is so much worse.
by durka_durka July 22, 2022
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Desert Calamari

Foreskins of circumcised people.

An excised foreskin has a “chewy” texture & ring shape to it. Ironically, in Jewish tradition, circumcision is mandated, however shellfish including squid are prohibited to be eaten as they are unclean. Circumcision has its roots in desert societies including the ancient hebrews, Egyptians & later on in Islam.
And so the mohel cut off his desert calamari!
by ThreeThreeOneThreeThree July 24, 2022
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desert hills highschool

The white preppy school or also known as the high class rich kids, the daddy money school of southern Utah.
Did you hear about the cheerleaders in desert hills highschool!
by Unmormonator October 28, 2021
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