cooch

other word for hoo-ha, va jay jay, down there, lady parts, coochie, cookie, muffin, pussay

john: hey lisa i like you a lot
lisa: get out of my cooch man

by thesmartwafflemaker6969 August 26, 2024

clamping the cooch

a man putting the labia majora together to pleasure female.

The student-athlete was clamping the cooch on his housewife.

by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018

Cooch line

The line between a female's upper thigh and her vagina hairline. Either side of the Y upper left or upper right is the cooch line.

Kimbra , you have an amazingly sexy cooch line.

by Cooch coach March 27, 2019

cooch cotton

100% cotton underwear. Preferably from Victoria Secret

Person A: Hey Are you wearing Cooch Cotton
Person B: Nah I'm going Au Naturale

by TheLittleGinger December 17, 2016

dookie cooch

a coochie with doodoo all over it

Beth got that dookie cooch, that shit looked like a used bathroom

by luzoob December 29, 2020

gutter cooch

The alternative and descriptive term for an asshole. It is the conjunction of a pussy and a dirty gutter. This is an unkept asshole that needs to be cleaned posthaste

I want to give Sally an ole one two in the gutter cooch but that shit was too dirty

by Etowah def September 4, 2015

McDonald’s cooch

A McDonald’s cooch is a crack in the floor of a McDonald’s bathroom. Most guys find them when they are suupeerrr horny. No man can resist a McDonald’s cooch

My mouth waters at that McDonald’s cooch all battered up in a McFlurry and soggy fries. I can’t wait wait to have a rip at it. Mmm mmm mmmm

by Sagitusnapitus January 4, 2021