Ass Badger

One who enjoys placing large meaty rods into their anus.

The Andy doesn't want to go on xbox because he is having too much fun being an ass badger.

by TurnOnYourXbox June 20, 2014

Badger Off

Its wat true pimps say.

Do me a favour m8, Badger Off

by teason22 March 29, 2009

a badger nope

When a rat or a cat comes popping by and scares you away. Running and screaming as you leave.

Yesterday I saw a huge rat pop his head around a corner, I gave it a badger nope. Ran the hell away from there.

by SootRat February 16, 2021

vadge badger

Noun
Plural Vadge Badgers
1. a common vagina badger usually taking refuge in one's muff hair; notorious for vagina rippage.

"Oh, bejesus, I think I caught a vadge badger!"
"Once vadge badgers have control of the general area, they start chomping away at the clitorus, etc."

by HQ Tenenbaum Associates October 6, 2005

Honey Badger

Adjective: Of or relating to masculine homosexual women.
Noun: A masculine homosexual woman.
Synonym: Dike

My Aunt Liz is a Honey Badger and she don’t give a shit!

by Schmozart June 4, 2011

badgers nadgers

Wildlife dogs bollocks. British.

That band are the badgers.

by Auntie May 20, 2003

The Honey Badger

The process of having honey applied to ones rectum and then proceeding to have a Badger lick the honey from the applied area. Usually preformed by homeless men who are heavily into bestiality.

That homeless dude is doing the The Honey Badger.

by Kernetic January 5, 2015