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justice tears

n. The physical manifestation of the emotional upheaval caused by the realisation that centuries of evolving democratic justice have been brutally erased by a tyrant.

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Why are you crying little one?

The spirits of truth and democracy lie in the ashes. I cry justice tears.

I told you not to watch Game of Thrones.
by gnostic3 March 29, 2021
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chats tears

Ranboo's chats tears after lore stream Sadge
You can see chats tears after they see ":)"
by BeeMyBeloved May 9, 2021
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tear denial

The bullshit excuses guys come up with rather than admit they were moved by an emotionally charged movie or TV show.
Girl: Is that a tear in your eye?
Guy: No. I've got allergies.
Girl: Then why is your bottom lip quivering? You're in tear denial!!!
by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011
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Chump Tears

Chump tears are tears cried over trivial television matters.
Oh man everyone had chump tears over that Lost Finale.
by goodmorningasif June 22, 2011
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tear jerkery

n. Actions or words which evoke an overly sympathetic response. Often employed by pathetic losers.

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Do not bother with an appeal. Your tear jerkery will not change our minds.You are guilty guilty guilty.
by gnostic3 January 20, 2020
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tear a pheasant

To enjoy a refined, expensive, or posh meal, usually sarcastically.
"...for lunch; don't you usually tear a pheasant with Ms. Lamont?" -- Line in Singing in the rain from Cathy Seldon (Debbie Reynolds) to Don Lockwood (Gene Kelly).
by Thatbadwitch June 14, 2022
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Motard Tears

The tears of a Motard, best collected shortly after a Motard receives a traffic infringement notice from close passing a cyclist or aiming their vehicle and speeding up towards a pedestrian who has inadvertently take a half step off the zebra crossing.

These tears are reputed to be the purest of all liquids.

Motards are devoid of empathy and have zero respect for human life. Scientists speculate that Motard tears are purified by this intense irrational hatred and the vile abusive mindset.
Motard tears also completely lack any salt content. It is thought that this is due to the salt having been drawn out via social media platforms such as Facebook and Reddit. Motards are inexorably drawn to these platforms as they are generally cowards and can continue to exacerbate their extreme hateful views from the anonymity of their keyboard.
Motards are also known to be extremely homophobic, racist misogynistic and gutless bullies. This makes their tears so much tastier.
Cyclists are known to make a moisturizing lotion with motard tears by mixing in a sprinkle of magic green paint dust and a pinch of condensed coal roll fumes from dual cab 4wd utes or older model land cruisers.
Have a cry motard, I need to make up some more mosturising lotion with your motard tears.
by lycralizard December 18, 2021
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