by Tan dd November 25, 2020
A shoobie tan occurs when a person normally wears socks and/or shoes that cover their feet, and they also wear shorts. This results in the quite unattractive tan in which their feet are completely white while their legs, from the ankle up, are tanned. People with shoobie tans are usually seen on the beach in flip flops, unaware of their less-than attractive appearance.
Friend: Yo Dan, put some shoes on bro!
Dan: Yeah I know, I'm only wearing flip flops to get rid of my hideous shoobie tan.
Dan: Yeah I know, I'm only wearing flip flops to get rid of my hideous shoobie tan.
by Longrod Von Hugedong June 22, 2008
n. An embarrassing case of tan-gone-wrong, when 3 parts of your body all generate different shades of color, most notably white, pink, and brown. Often resembles vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate ice cream flavors, hence the name.
Neapoli-Tans are unintentional, though many pranksters of South Beach Florida have been known to Neapoli-Tan and streak through Miami Beach attacking innocent bystanders. For the latter cases, most Neapoli-Tans are with a Strawberry torso, Vanilla legs, and of course, Chocolate genitals.
The origin of Neapoli-Tan is widely disputed. Though many theories are still debated, some have traced it's roots as far back as the early 1700's, in modern day Kansas, where the indigenous tribes of Omaha and Ponca used the concept of Neapoli-Tan to gain the affection of the local village Princess. They would often use the phrase "Mein bukha hun duba choco" which translates to "Look at my Chocolate genitals", to seduce the native women in their arms.
In 2007, Neapoli-Tan's became subject to internet fame after videos were uploaded on JewTube (Hebrew sister company of video sharing site YouTube) depicting a new form of tan pranking known is "Tan in the Can" where uploaders would Neapoli-Tan their asses for a chance at winning $10,000, funded by viral company "The Search for the Best Damn Cans in the Land". JewTube was closed after Company founder Bernie Weisman was linked to a prostitution ring, registering under his alias "Not Jewish Guy"
See also: Neapolitics
Neapoli-Tans are unintentional, though many pranksters of South Beach Florida have been known to Neapoli-Tan and streak through Miami Beach attacking innocent bystanders. For the latter cases, most Neapoli-Tans are with a Strawberry torso, Vanilla legs, and of course, Chocolate genitals.
The origin of Neapoli-Tan is widely disputed. Though many theories are still debated, some have traced it's roots as far back as the early 1700's, in modern day Kansas, where the indigenous tribes of Omaha and Ponca used the concept of Neapoli-Tan to gain the affection of the local village Princess. They would often use the phrase "Mein bukha hun duba choco" which translates to "Look at my Chocolate genitals", to seduce the native women in their arms.
In 2007, Neapoli-Tan's became subject to internet fame after videos were uploaded on JewTube (Hebrew sister company of video sharing site YouTube) depicting a new form of tan pranking known is "Tan in the Can" where uploaders would Neapoli-Tan their asses for a chance at winning $10,000, funded by viral company "The Search for the Best Damn Cans in the Land". JewTube was closed after Company founder Bernie Weisman was linked to a prostitution ring, registering under his alias "Not Jewish Guy"
See also: Neapolitics
Drewsh: Look at the kid! He's got a red stomach, white legs, and chocolate genitals. That's a Neapoli-Tan!
Guy 1: Why were you looking at his genitals?
Guy 2: Wait. Your name's Drewsh?
Guy 1: Why were you looking at his genitals?
Guy 2: Wait. Your name's Drewsh?
by Schnalex July 15, 2010
A tan that you get on your foot that resembles a thong.
You get it from wearing your flip-flops too much in the sun. After you take you flip-flops off it your foot has a tan shaped like a thong.
You get it from wearing your flip-flops too much in the sun. After you take you flip-flops off it your foot has a tan shaped like a thong.
*After going to the beach
Lizzy: Awww man, I just got a thong tan on my foot, nasty!!!
Mickey: Lucky for me I wore shoes to avoid getting a thong tan. Looks like a sexy tan, you got there.
Lizzy: Awww man, I just got a thong tan on my foot, nasty!!!
Mickey: Lucky for me I wore shoes to avoid getting a thong tan. Looks like a sexy tan, you got there.
by nosePIQ'r July 05, 2010
much like a farmers tan, but is from either a long sleave or a wife beater. v-necks are also acceptable markings.
ex. either just hands or full arms will be tan. often with a v-neck.
ex. either just hands or full arms will be tan. often with a v-neck.
"did you see charlesworths hipster tan?"
"yeah, he looks like he has dirty hands"
"man brandon your you ook like you stitched some one elses arms on you."
"yeah i got a bad hipster tan"
"yeah, he looks like he has dirty hands"
"man brandon your you ook like you stitched some one elses arms on you."
"yeah i got a bad hipster tan"
by jeffery lucille July 11, 2009
by senzokikka July 12, 2009
A Sun tan sported by chavs. Usually involves bright red sun burn, with contrasting white markings. Like a pink and white zebra.
by MrTurner May 26, 2009