Boston Steamer

The act of ending a relationship by depositing a steaming pile of feces on the back of a sleeping lover after a night of passion followed by a hasty departure.

I left Bertha a Boston Steamer on our fat-filled one night stand.

by Poop November 15, 2003

Whonnock Steamer

The Act of shitting on your relatives chest. Similar to the Boston/Cleavland Steamer

The Act of shitting on your relatives chest. Similar to the Boston/Cleavland Steamer.

by Donnie May 13, 2005

sheridan steamer

1. The act of catching your pet's excrement to avoid a cleaning bill.

2. Cupping your pet's ass and allowing it to relieve itself into your hands while your wife looks for specific "doggy bags".

So the last 10 minutes of the new year I'm watching my dog give me a Sheridan Steamer...that pretty much sums up my year in Vietnam.

by Valoriengm January 1, 2017

dreamer steamer

Someone who craps all over your hopes and dreams

What?! My idea was So great! Don't be such a dreamer steamer, dude!

by shorny tatman March 5, 2019

Monkey Steamer

Monkey steamer is a person who pisses you off and you have nothing better to call them. It is used as an insult.

Hey tony, your a monkey steamer. or F*ck you bro your a fat as monkey steamer.

by iacman June 16, 2010

the cleavland steamer

When a man or woman takes a shit on their partner's body during sex.

Girl: Can I give you the cleavland steamer on your face?

by Dreadedstar September 6, 2016

Escanaba Steamer

The act of farting into one's partner's mouth, intentional or not, during the act of anilingus.

Sally pissed me off so I went to Taco Bell before she licked my butthole. I wanted to give her an Escanaba Steamer she'd remember.

by Feiks February 22, 2011