Number 1 New York times best seller

THE THING THAT'S ON EVERY SINGLE FUCKING BOOK (except the BIBLE)

This thing is FUCKING EVERYWHERE NUMBER 1 NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLER MY ASS

by Averagemale97 April 8, 2019

shellacked

The state of being drunk

I was so shellacked last night that I lost count of how many beers I drank

by youcancallmeal February 26, 2004

shell

A shell is the command processor interface. The command processor is the program that executes operating system commands. The shell, therefore, is the part of the command processor that accepts commands. After verifying that the commands are valid, the shell sends them to another part of the command processor to be executed.

When Windows failed to boot, I needed to use a DOS shell.

by qbert July 18, 2004

sell felix

To vomit in a violent, convulsive, though ultimately detoxifying way on to another individual.

Well there goes the day. Roger just drank the bong water and sold felix to Joe. Oh look, Joe has started beating the living shit out of Roger with the cat.

by Steve Haas March 15, 2005

SELL ME YOUR SHIT

Phrase often used by players of the game "Skyrim". Player is often done watching Tosh.0 and searching for real entertainment. Also, a phrase taken at face value.

MERCHANT-You need something?
PLAYER-Everything! Sell me your shit!!

"I'm going to the bathroom, shouldn't have finished off the jalapenos."

"Sell me your shit!"

"ok"

by dannycarey January 10, 2012

slit seller

A female who sells her cooter.

I got herpes from a slit seller!

by Ari D. January 29, 2006

selling out

A band has “sold out” when their fans no longer get feel like part of an elite clique. This generally happens when a band attracts interest from a major label, who provides them with a higher recording budget, which results in just enough polish to make the band acceptable to a slightly wider audience; unfortunately, the better production generally reveals the band’s basic lack of musical talent, which hipsters could previously not see because it was hidden behind a blurry cloud of “lo-fi.”. What hipsters once assumed were “fractured pop songs” are revealed to simply be “bad pop songs,” and the hipsters aren’t smart enough to figure out why their favorite band suddenly seems to suck way more than before, so they blame it on “commercial production” and this mysterious and ephemeral force of “selling out.”

Dr. David Thorpe

Hipster: Selling out to the corporate machine! Ahhhhhhhhh.

by M-Sauce September 10, 2008