smoking dragon

when your getting a BJ and right as you shoot a load into the oral cavity hit them in the throat making all the sperm shoot from their nose.

like a grade schooler cum came out her nose like milk.

by professor killjoy March 15, 2003

Urban Smoking

To smoke in urban areas, such as in the dressing room of Sears, or in the bathroom of Target.

Tom: Hey do you want to go urban smoking?
Vince: No bro, last time we almost got caught.

by Big Vince 80190 May 03, 2007

Smoke Rock

To smoke freebass cocaine a.k.a crack

Smoke rock man!

by Vin Jewish April 22, 2003

smoke shit

The act of smoking methamphetamine, and or "ice."

I want to smoke shit right now!

by BobbyDgaf March 08, 2009

Smoke ass

1. Noun: A slang term for a long, passionate session of anal sex.

2. Noun: The ability to kick major ass in a short period of time.

3. Noun: A term, probably urban legend, to describe a sadistic sex act used on P.O.W.s involving a lit cigarette and someone's rectum.

4. Verb: To open a can of whupass.

5. Adjective: Used to describe a pothead, usually as a mild insult.

1. Jeff: Dude you should've been there last night, I watched a marathon of Doctor Who!
Trevor: Ha, you loser, I did some smoke ass with my girl last night and she came at least a dozen times. You need to get out more.

2. Yo, didja see what Jack Bauer did last night? Dude was putting some hardcore smoke ass on some terrorist bastards.

3. Legend has it the German S.S. tortured American spies with smoke ass during World War Two. Some of them probably liked it.

Tyrell: Yo nigga, yo wan' fuck wid dis, yo lil pussy ass nigga?
Rashad: Get da fuck outta mah face nigga, or Ima gonna smoke you ass like a motherfuckin' turkey on Thanksgiving.

5. Dillon is a lazy smoke ass slacker who can't get his shit together.

by Fedora Jack December 22, 2015

smoke hog

To engage in fellatio.

So, baby, do you smoke hog?

by petabo August 14, 2006

bum a smoke

to get a cigarette from someone for free.

Girl 1: hey can i bum a smoke?
Girl 2: sure. here, have fun getting cancer

by Kennedi Greene October 24, 2008