A super sayian simp is a man wich is in his 50’s and is Stalking and Simping a girl who is under the age of 24. The man tries to impress and buy expensive things for the main target ( the girl ) and waits everyday looking at snap map, stalking the poor female target and waits for her to get out of the house and starts following her around. When he finds her he asks her if she wants to go shopping and buys her Louie Vutton, Gucci, Prada and Chanel, after the shopping if she says “Thanks Bro” then the Simps dick disappears and his balls and he becomes The Super Sayian Simp, never being able to get a girl or have sex.....
Dad, he’s been following me and buying super expensive things for me but I don’t like him, I think he’s a Super Sayian Simp...
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SaggyVag22: Thank you so much!! *bends over*
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SaggyVag22: Thank you so much!! *bends over*
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