sheet

A Police record on a criminal.

Damn, the pigs got a long sheet on that nigga!

by Rick James, bitch November 21, 2004

Tampa Bay Sheet Steamer

Puking on your buddy's back in a Tampa hotel room after a night of drinking, usually as a result of the Pat and Ron finisher.

"Who gave me the Tampa Bay Sheet Steamer last night?"
"Couldn't have been me, I didn't have the mashed potatoes yesterday."

by StanCo... March 6, 2009

sheet betch

Adds emphasis to a defying statement, it does not have to be directed at an indivdual/group, but it can at times.

"Sheet betch, I ain't doin nothing unless I am getting paid"

by DetroitSlang May 14, 2003

sheet protection

using a sheet between you and the person you sleep with to prevent the two of you from sweating and sticking to each other. using a sheet to prevent one part of your body from touching another part which could cause you to sweat and stick.

while sleeping in the nude, you may tuck the sheets between your legs so your balls don't stick or get sweety, this is called sheet protection.

by mykey224 September 19, 2009

Shmeit

What you call When someone(mostly foreign or Asian has a little dick.

Me:Yeah you see ling ling over there beating his meat?

Matt: No because he has a Shmeit

by Big Papi Trey April 4, 2017

Cheeky sheets

When there is an urgent task at hand i.e. a report to finish by the end of the day, but instead you decide to climb into bed for a quick rest - claiming only to be a few minutes; normally around 3pm.

Preferably the sheets will be "fresh" (i.e. washed within the past few days with at least 5 times the requirement of soap and fabric conditioner), with pillows that have been plumped.

Normally "cheeky sheets" turns out be a full "deep sleep" / "REM sleep" / "delta waves". The individual will then wake around 11pm, disorientated, realising cheeky sheets has actually become wholesome deep sleep.

N: don't you have to hand in your report by 4pm?
T: ive got 2 hours its fine, bit of cheeky sheets
- climbs into bed, pulling the covers up to eye level and wrapping around in them
T: ahhhhhhhh cheeky sheets!
-------------------------- 7 hours later

T: ERGH! my report... oh well, cheeky sheets..

by MR.CHEEKY_SHEETS October 21, 2009

Cookie Sheet

A name for a man so extremely hot and sexy that you could bake cookies on his chest, thus using it like a cookie sheet. By the way, this person would be so hot that the cookies would just melt right off.

1. That guy playing basketball over there without his shirt on, ohhhh he's a cookie sheet.

2. The man with the flub hanging over his pants is totally not a cookie sheet!!!

by Arizona_Bam January 27, 2010