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Sears Tower

A term for an improvised smoking device made by rolling the tobacco out of the front end of a cigarette and replacing it with weed. Dubbed "Sears Tower" because it gets you high and is common practice in the city of Chicago.
"hey man, want a sears tower?"
"you know it."
by D.P. & J. S. March 1, 2009
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Jaime Lee Spears

(n) Best chick you could ever meet; funny, sweet, caring; a great friend. She has a great singing voice and is always willing to speak her mind when asked for advice. Avid sports fan; tennis player.
This girl let me borrow her pencil the other day in Chemistry, said that I could keep it, and invited me to her birthday party on December 5! Her name is Jaime Lee Spears.
by Caroline McGrinty November 28, 2011
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Subliminal messages in a Britany Spears song

I decided to play "Hit me baby one more time" BACKWARDS, and you'll be astounded and truely amazed at what I found! The first sound on this definition is the results of my venture!
There is no written example for this you dumbass!
There is no written example for this you dumbass!
by lazirus July 6, 2004
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Brittany Spears

Brittany Spears was once (many years ago) the hottest celebrity on the face of the earth. But as of November 2007 she is the baldest, ugliest, stupidest mother alive. Which unfortunately means... She is no longer the Brittany Spears we all used to love. :(

Do we all remember the day when she was so cute and had albums with little flowers on it...And her clothes...?
Well what do the albums have now? Ehhh... Strippers...Skanks... black loinclothes... you know... really sick stuff.

Is this the kind of behavior we encourage in young souls? Well, the answer is... no other than... yes. And why? well, i dont exactly know... maybe some body should ask Brittany Spears's point of view because i am completely at a loss of words, but obviously she knows what she's doing so...

So think about this the next time you turn on a jam of Brittany Spears... And ask your self... Is this what the world will be made of in ten years???... or so...
Six years ago:

Dude: Hey man, how hot is Brittany Spears in her new album? I pretty much wanna bone her...

Other dude: Yeah she's pretty hot.... but your a perv.

Nowadays:

Dude: Brittany Spears is gaining weight and wearing things that are ugly and too small... its pretty gross...although i would still bone her...

Other Dude: Yeah man, shes so gross. She makes me want to vomit all over your face. Oh, and your still a perv.
by THE FUTURE IS MINE!!!!! December 18, 2007
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Spears

To fail at life, generally suck, or just be a hoe.

Britney Spears: Shave head. Rehab. Lose custody of kids to none other than Kevin Federline. Suck at VMA's. Attempt Suicide. Rehab. Repeat.

Jamie Spears: Be a lot better off then her sister. Then, completely ruin a Nickelodeon series by getting pregnant with a guy that was almost old enough for it to be considered rape.

So, in general, if someone accuses you of being Spears, you FAIL.
Guy: you suck, you're such a Spears.
Other Guy: I just died a little bit on the inside, thats the worst insult ever.
by MilesDavis January 9, 2009
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non-offensive swears

Another Non-Offensive swear:

"C-less Castle"

If you say "Castle" without the "C", although the spelling would be "Astle", when you pronounce it out loud, the phoenetics would make it sound like you're saying (the obscene 7-letter "A" word).
"You know what you are? You're a C-less Castle."

"What's that?"

"Say 'Castle' without the 'C'"

"Umm, 'Astle'?"

"Yep!"
by Java July 16, 2004
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Brittany Spears

A plastic, washed-up popstar who shaves her head and doesnt know how to take a joke.
" that girl is so pulling a brittany spears right now, i mean look at that nose. theres no way it could be real"
by channing tatum is MY hottie April 17, 2010
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