sharay

Redhead with a nice rack.

That chic is a sharay.

by mrtexincali December 14, 2008

Sharp

When a friend of yours goes after someone he knows you like.

"oi did you hear he's going after that girl you like"
" you mean he's doin a sharp?

by 006 October 23, 2007

Butthole Sharpie

A sharpie lodged into the anus. It sits comfortably sitkcing halfway out your butthole for weeks at a time while giving your ass cheeks a good shine.

It makes rimming difficult.

"hot beaks"


"Oh i wish that butthole sharpie was longer so we could double end"


"hot sharps spin tits"

by Snstr November 6, 2004

pencil sharpener

When a girl sits on a guy's penis (so that his penis is up her butthole), she starts spinning in circles while she is still on him. During this, the guy starts moaning sounds similiar to those made by an electric pencil sharpener.

Friend : Hillel, did you and Beverly do the pencil sharpener?

Hillel : Why, yes! We did do some pencil sharpening of our own. I also got the moaning sounds down perfect, Zzzrrrrrr Zrrrrrrmmm

Friend : Thats great, maybe Beverly will pencil sharpen me too!

by Brian Zolo December 28, 2005

sharp spoon

A sharp spoon is a person of slow wit and reaction time. The last person to laugh when a joke is told or a person whose only comeback to any sort of jest is to spout forth "cunt" "fuckhead" and "oh yeah c'mon then!" is a sharp spoon.

Once again Timothy was the last to laugh at the joke...

"You didnt get the joke did you Timothy? Fuck, you're a real sharp spoon are'nt you?"

by Dan_The_Man December 30, 2004

Pencil Sharpener

Vulgar word for 'you know what'.

See Vajayjay

Boy: Can I stick my pencil in your pencil sharpener?
Girl: Are you sure it's going to fit?
Boy: You never know unless you try. *he winks* Don't worry, I'll clean up the shavings afterward

by Geranimo October 3, 2007

Shappy

shappy, a colloquialism from the early 70's when hippies were heading in strong. it comes from a combining of the words "shit" and "happy" as in "i'm shit happy" as in i'm so fucked up i'm ridiculously happy. Generally a drinking term. Not to be confused with slappy, a form of slap-happy.

a: "I'm so drunk!!"
b: "yeah, you look shappy"

1: "shappy yet?"
2: "no, another drink or two"

A: "asd;flkj... i'm... this is awesome... i'msofuckingshappy.. and... gawdiloveyouall...." *passout*

by dgrizzle April 29, 2009