Sobbing Skeeter

When you masturbate profusely, using a picture of your ex-girlfriend/former flame and her new boyfriend as motivation. This must be in conjunction with sobbing like a little girl while pounding one out. When employed correctly, your siren-like wails will pulsate with the tempo of your masturbation.

A few weeks after my girlfriend and I broke up, I found a picture of her with her new boyfriend and proceeded to bust out a "Sobbing Skeeter" while watching My Girl 2.

by jgibso October 1, 2006

Serbian Sideshow

The act of stabbing/shanking somebody in the side, stretching out the wound and proceeding to have intercourse with the wound. Adding insult to injury

Rob was disrespectin me big time, so i gave him a Serbian Sideshow He'll never forget.

by Joey B.D. June 16, 2010

Sabbie

Typically used to describe an overly emotional, border line psychotic female. Most often such female is addicted to video games, and can often be heard shouting odd phrases such as "Sunshine"

Sabbie cursed to her crew, while tears streamed from her face. "My Parents hate my, SUNSHINE, and my dog ran away, SUNSHINE"

by DrEmiras December 14, 2008

Sesbij

Sesbij (Ses*bidge) n. a purple flying cow that carries a megaphone.
It is a lonely creature, because only one can live at a time. As soon as one lays it's egg the other one dies.
It is often found in the woods of Washington State and is known to randomly appear in large bouncy houses.

I was on the roof yesterday and the sesbij nearly knocked me off!

by SummerNiGhT January 30, 2010

Stebbi

Pulling a stebbi is when your friend group makes a plan and you bail on it at the last moment for a shitty reason.
Pulling a stebbi is very unpopular amongst people who want to make plans, for good reason!

"Hey the movie is starting in ten minutes, where are you?"
"Hah Sorry im pulling a stebbi tonight"

by Bigboymikki October 19, 2017

Sebbo

When you are tired, but havent done anything all day.

"I dont get why im so tired, I havent been doing anything all day, what a Sebbo"

by Kong K May 15, 2018

Sebiv Neelie

What you feel after being with someone named Eileen who has the talent of jinxing things and making interesting jokes. Usually occurs over the course of 60 minutes or more. Sometimes the vibes are stronger and overwhelm those within a 10 feet radius of Eileen. One thing that provokes this level of vibes is Eileen holding only the index and middle finger up while walking by a group of people.

Scenario 1:
Eileen: "The next person who draws the exploding kitten loses!"
Also Eileen: *draws the exploding kitten*

"I've just been hit with sebiv neelie."

Scenario 2:
Eileen: "The next card is the exploding kitten! Just kidding"
Someone: *draws the exploding kitten*

"The sebiv neelie were strong."

by Sneeck August 8, 2019