Jump Sage Day

On September 22, we beat up Sage

Oh look, it’s Jump Sage Day. GET HER

by Kenasha December 24, 2021

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Sage

Amazing person who’s quiet when you first meet, but loud when you get to know them. They’re most likely a hippie (nothing wrong with that). Sage has many artistic talents. Sage is a very special, creative and unique soul. If you find a sage never let them go!

“Sage, you’re the love of my life.”
“Of course Sage painted that, it’s marvelous!”

by DavidBowieSaveUs November 22, 2021

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Sage Racket

A big huge punctured ballsack

Omg I hurt my ballsack!
-you hurt your sage racket?

by Ayitscandybaby February 19, 2009

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sage

A girl who's fake and has no real friends because of how she treats others. Ugly on the inside. Heart of ice. Drops her friends for no reason at all other than because they don't do what see days and she can't get her way. Angry, hateful, immature, rude. Gets others to handle her problems.

There's Sage! She's such at brat!

by NoNameNoNumberNoFriends November 2, 2017

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saging

Someone of a very young age scarin their friends with their knowledge on sexual conduct.

Jeff was saging his friends.

by ASFGJBFYKHGHHDTH April 2, 2018

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Sage Heald

a boy with luscious long hair and magnificent pubic lice that looks like a blizzard when he pulls down those tight skinny capris. He usually walks around with a juice box in his hands while snorting cocaine on the weekends, on the week days he likes to sit home and fantasize about dolphins and riding them in the Piscataquag River.

Sage Heald is a wanksta

by 57w743784829 September 13, 2020

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