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Stealth snacking

Consuming snackage such as chicken burgers. Chips cookies and ice cream outside ones home.these snacks are usually consumed inside ones car in such places as grocery store parking lots.parks. and numerous other "3rd spaces". Like masturbation. Stealth snacking is something that everyone does.but no one talks about it!
Gertrude: hi hon what do you want for dinner? Leonard:"oh. I think I'll have a small bowl of ramen noodles. Gertrude:"that diet's really working! Leonard:"oh yeah!" (What he doesn't tell her is he just got home from some serious stealth snacking!)
by 4realazitgits March 30, 2021
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Stealth Morning Drunk

A person who starts drinking at what would be considered a normal time, such as 8PM despite the fact that they work up at 6:30PM. Technically speaking they are a morning drunk, but it is not obvious to an average observer.
Woke up an hour ago and I'm drinking already. No one knows what a horrible drunk I am. Being a stealth morning drunk sure is nice.
by BunnySMG February 12, 2015
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Cipher Stealth Server

High end stealth server for RGH/JTAG xbox 360s that allows online functionality on a modified system. xbNetwork can kiss my ass.
You gotta try out cipher stealth server man if you got an rgh.
by KaliRGH February 26, 2024
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Umbrath/Dark Stealth

Umbrath is a form of dark seeking, a off-spring of parkour with mixed stealth and dark techniques, it is like parkour but more dark and "sinister", Umbrath is to be mainly practiced in the dark as well as at night. An example of Umbrath could be you trying to gather info/stalk someone in some sort of way, to scout out an area, or to get knowledge or get something you desire. (Or vice versa)
Person1: "Have you heard of Umbrath?" Umbrath/Dark Stealth
Person2: "No? What is it?"
Person1: (says def)
Person2: "Oh cool! Ill look forward to learning it."
by Wagenkopf February 16, 2020
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Stealth Retirement

A stealth retirement is when you are currently working but have plans to retire or just retired. Although you still work, you operate as if you are retired. You are planning your last steps such as selling company stocks, looking for private equity liquidity, planning income needs, or have fuck you money and work for fun.

This may be done to hide from your wife and kids, or — as part of a marketing strategy — to manage your public image around friends and neighbors. The phenomenon is well known in Los Angeles because the weather is good. Normally a person would only operate in stealth retirement mode for the first couple of years. As coworkers get curious why you go on such long vacations of weeks at a time. And, neighbors get curious why your lawn is perfectly maintained and green all year round, no weeds.

"Most stealth retirees say they are in stealth retirement because they are bored. This can be a risk if the wife and kids find out because you can easily become the family bus driver."
Where's Jeff at, I thought he was coming into to work this week? I guess he's in stealth retirement, maybe he'll be back next week or so.
by jmar42 August 25, 2022
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stealth ginge

adj. - One whose bodily hair is brown with (sometimes) subtle ginger tones - often in denial of their ginger status.
He claimed his hair was brown, but everyone knew Simon was a stealth ginge.
by Paula Abdul December 9, 2008
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stealth shag

Having sex silently, so as to avoid causing irreparable emotional trauma to their children.
My parents don't stealth shag. I wish I was deaf.
by Something Amusing October 26, 2013
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