by squirt nap May 22, 2008
Get the Jitter squirtsmug. Joe: *Farts*
Also Joe: “Bro that sh*t felt weird.
Zach: “How do you mean.”
Joe: “I just farted liquid.”
Zach: “Go check your underpants retard, you probably just poop squirted.”
Also Joe: “Bro that sh*t felt weird.
Zach: “How do you mean.”
Joe: “I just farted liquid.”
Zach: “Go check your underpants retard, you probably just poop squirted.”
by ILoveZachC February 22, 2021
Get the Poop Squirtmug. by juliacrockett May 24, 2021
Get the pop a squirtmug. The quantum physics of a male private part reaching full orgasmic sensation , while producing a mass load.
Wow Lanny awesome sausage squirt!
Jake impressive sausage squirt!
Cindy stays complaining about how salty the ocean was on our vacation ,but she chugs Sausage Squirt every night.
Jake impressive sausage squirt!
Cindy stays complaining about how salty the ocean was on our vacation ,but she chugs Sausage Squirt every night.
by Rock Kicker March 17, 2021
Get the Sausage squirtmug. when you spread ur cheeks and squirt out your juices so you feel it dribbling down your batty crease.
by battyman2000 February 18, 2009
Get the ass squirtmug. If ya climbin up a ladder n ya hear sumtin splatter, _______
If ya sailin on a boat n ya feel sumtin float, ________
If ya walkin down da street n ya hear sumtin beep, _______
If ya bend to tie ya shoe n ya hear sumtin sploof, _______
If ya eatin chicken soup n it lookz like liquid poop, ______
...fill in da blankz
If ya sailin on a boat n ya feel sumtin float, ________
If ya walkin down da street n ya hear sumtin beep, _______
If ya bend to tie ya shoe n ya hear sumtin sploof, _______
If ya eatin chicken soup n it lookz like liquid poop, ______
...fill in da blankz
Ayo, I had so many white castle burgers last night. I had the screamin squirts so bad even mah toilet waz like no more.
by trublu95 February 14, 2009
Get the screamin squirtsmug. by jason fleischauser December 2, 2003
Get the squirt mcguirtmug.