•. Sniffer Dog – detects drama within a 5-mile radius.
• Sniffany & Co. – luxury brand that only sells tissues and gossip.
• Chief Sneezin’ Officer (CSO) – allergic to responsibilities.
• The Nose Plug – blocks bad vibes at parties.
• Vape Smoke Alarm – only purpose is to sniff it out before the teachers do.
• Limited Edition Yankee Candle – scent: “Seasonal Depression.”
• Madison Snifflin’ – the emo rapper alter ego no one asked for.
• Snotfluencer – gets brand deals from Kleenex.
• Sniffany & Co. – luxury brand that only sells tissues and gossip.
• Chief Sneezin’ Officer (CSO) – allergic to responsibilities.
• The Nose Plug – blocks bad vibes at parties.
• Vape Smoke Alarm – only purpose is to sniff it out before the teachers do.
• Limited Edition Yankee Candle – scent: “Seasonal Depression.”
• Madison Snifflin’ – the emo rapper alter ego no one asked for.
• Snotfluencer – gets brand deals from Kleenex.
Person 1: “Bro who just exposed the group chat drama that fast?”
Person 2: “Obviously Madi Sniff, she’s the sniffer dog of our generation.”
Person 2: “Obviously Madi Sniff, she’s the sniffer dog of our generation.”
by XR Community September 8, 2025

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

by Urbandick goddess November 7, 2022

When you're thirteen,on the school bus,sitting with your " girl " trying to get a few scratches between them thighs,so you have something to sniff while waiting for everyone in the house to fall asleep so you can polish your carrot.
Bobby was excited to sit next to Jill on the bus today; if he's lucky he'll be able to have a Scratch&Sniff session this evening.
by MoRxSurroundedxOnS January 11, 2023

by H.K_R December 19, 2023

When you need to scratch your ass hole in the night and you carefully do it as to not have smelly fingers the rest of the night. You double check just to make sure by sniffing. If you are good , back to sleep. If not, you gotta go wash your hands.
by SneakerP November 23, 2021

by SolarFlare0202 February 8, 2021
