Roller skating tortoise

When the golden brown tortoise appears without announcement. Leading to shit yourself issues.

I was happily talking to this hot girl and the roller skating tortoise arrived

by Stenhousemuir nill February 26, 2022

dirty skate grinder

when you shit in the hole of a skateboard wheel and continually fuck it. sometimes if you are lucky a girl joins in by using the side of the truck you took the wheel off of. generally followed by anal sex.

when you use a skateboard as a sextoy - dirty skate grinder

by crazyballershitmuffins April 10, 2012

Ice skating

The action of fucking someone for their fame.

This girl’s ice skating.

by Max_L June 14, 2018

Crispy Skates

Very Quick, Very Agile Skaters who make nifty moves and always fin.

Jordan Eberle has crispy skates.

by Durant35 November 1, 2012

skate wilson

Skate Wilson is a great man who skated this earth and now he has the chance to skate as hard as he skates yo mom

Friend: you know skate Wilson

Other Friend: no why

Friend: he’s a great kid lol xd

by Hahaha loooll xxxxdddeezz nuts August 31, 2018

Skate bird

A masterpiece of a game and should be treated like it

SKATE BIRD IS THE BEST GAME EVER I LITERALLY SPENT MY ENTIRE YEAR PLAYING THIS MASTERPIECE

by Skatebirder April 17, 2022

skate rocks

this means fuck off ( F-off ) plain and simple

this originates from skateboarding world,
it is similar in origin to suck lemons,
you can 'suck lemons' or go suck lemons or you should suck lemons
are all replacable with F-you or F-off or skate rocks
meaning, skateboarding in rocks or gravel is NOT fun,
so,, you can skate rocks, would be a usage from its origin, but now, it is like most F-off/F-you phrases and can stand alone, and not be so grammatically correct
such as, 'people that are cruel, skate rocks and leave me alone;

If you dont like what I say then skate rocks.

by smilesnkisses February 4, 2010