Sam- A person, or douche bag, that refuses to believe he is flawed and may as well just go suck a fat dick and call himself a cock. The only way he gets laid is to get drunk and fuck a fat chick. Yes, this is true. Also short for, Small Ass Muncher.
by A person!!! February 23, 2010
Large, bear like object, enjoys salmon, friget and enjoys taras mouth area. known to get wood over taras fine, fine body
oh man, did you see that sam bear getting horny over tara? imagine the after sex salmon they'll have
by hahahnoreally? March 04, 2009
A common name given to women with an extreme sexual craving. (Whore) They are usually found walking the streets, either in search of chick or dicks. The name "Sam," is derived from the english word, "Sample." This is because many dicks are "sampled" before she settles on just one. These "women" are often are raised out of Manchester, NH.
by HollaAtYaGwalla January 21, 2010
by johny1234 September 26, 2006
1-One who thinks he has absolute knowledge about video-games, but has none at all.
2-One who listens to things others say or people say in movies, then repeats them as a stupid jokes making no sense.
3-A complete 'dick head' to friends and gets mad or frustrated with them for doing something and does it more or worse themselves.
2-One who listens to things others say or people say in movies, then repeats them as a stupid jokes making no sense.
3-A complete 'dick head' to friends and gets mad or frustrated with them for doing something and does it more or worse themselves.
Sam: "The AK74u in Black Ops is based on the one in Rambo."
X: "I'm 2nd prestige in MW2!"
Sam: "Oh ya, well I'm 8th prestige!"
Y: "I'm 5th prestige."
Sam: "Wow you guys are such fags for playing too much video games!!!"
X: "I'm 2nd prestige in MW2!"
Sam: "Oh ya, well I'm 8th prestige!"
Y: "I'm 5th prestige."
Sam: "Wow you guys are such fags for playing too much video games!!!"
by it's-true December 12, 2010
the biggest manwhore in rustburg. loves to lie and play games, been with lori for awhile but still fucks around with anything he can fuck. Fat ugly chunky loose whore..he fucks them all. His dick controls him and its disgusting. One boy you cannot trust, he has problems. Grosss
girl, i got drunk and hooked up with sam calohan last night" "oh girl i did too! that nasty" "gross girl, and look lori is still with him" "poor girl" "plus his dick wasnt even good!
by anonymousbaybaye December 17, 2010
A shortened version of Sams Chicken. A well known fast food shop all over London. Most known for their famous '2 2' 2 chicken burgers and chips for 2 pound.
by londongyalxxx May 16, 2010