Ryan

Ryan Geary from Bournemouth does the biggest shits ever. The circumference of his shit is equivalent to Gemma Collins' left thigh.

Sister: GUYS I'M GOING TO THE TOILET
Mother: Beware, Ryan has just been and he does the fattest shits going.

Ryan: NO I DON'T IT'S YOU.
Toilet: You are such a liar Ryan, I can't even flush.

by Ryan's Shit. January 31, 2021

Ryan

Radiates the same energy as the color red, more specifically red plaid pajama pants

Ryan has the same energy as red plaid pajama pants.

by Urmom123829371947291 March 3, 2021

Ryan

Ryan is a mashed spaghetti

Wow the is food looks like Ryan

by SuperQuack April 9, 2021

Ryan

Be like ryan 🤷🏼 ♀️!! Gay and funny, a bit bald but hey we love him just the way he is <3

Loves kpop, drawing n shit 🤨
Be like a ryan and dance to twice and other group

“omg WHOS that gay kid that loves kpop?”
“Oh that’s ryan!”

by JIHYO August 7, 2022

Ryan

A hot guy. Very very hot. Kind of an asshole but like in the hottest way possible. But unfortunately, the sex doesn’t live up to its potential. He lasts 30 secs max.

Girl: Did you really just cum in 30 seconds?

Ryan: Sorry. I’m a Ryan what did you expect.

by hotelboston April 2, 2022

Ryan

a lying bitch who makes everything about themself. typically causes drama and can be seen in his/hers mothers basement. basically, a vampire. some traits of a Ryan is tall, quiet, “depressed”, and has no social life.

“Man that guy ruined my self confidence and positivity…. what a Ryan!”

by ambamam April 15, 2022

Ryan

A guy that will randomly appear in your life. It’s unexpected, but he’ll make you instantly like him. He has a small penis and seems to have an asshole personality towards specific people. At the end, it’s a joke to make you laugh. He’s not a silent person, and would rather make you laugh than cry. He’s a shoulder you can depend on, so never be afraid to suck him off. He enjoys late night dick sucking, and would put his penis before himself. He’s a person that you would regret sucking his dick. If you ever grow feelings for a Ryan, fuck his dad. He’s a little slow at getting the hint if you have a boner for him, so it’s better to see his mother’s penis. He’s a great friend, and could be a great boyfriend.

Ryan likes to suck dick.

by Itsjireel November 11, 2021