dirty rugs

got any dirty rugs?
by uncrunk February 04, 2010
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Suck some rug

Slang term among carpet cleaners for cleaning carpet.
Lead: Well, lets go suck some rug.

Assistant: ok.
by pythonruiz September 17, 2012
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Investor's Rug Pull

Claiming you are down to buy, hodl, and help promote a community coin cryptocurrency project, but take all your money and run the moment you get a x10. Saying you'll hold, then leaving the moment any profit happens.
The Community Coin's development team proved the project isn't a rug pull, and the value skyrocketed until some big hodlers treated it like a pump and dump scheme and did the Investor's Rug Pull. They left the developers and the community in the ditch and tanked the coin.
by Gerry Mandered Data July 10, 2021
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Russian Rug Burn

when your having sexual intercourse with your partner on the floor and his weiner slips out and wiggles its way in between the butt cheeks and the rug, the male keeps going no knowing he has made a new hole, he blows his load onto the carpet
"so how long did you guys have sex for?" "he had sex for 10 and WE had sex for 3" "how does that happen?" "russian rug burn"
by Nortington August 14, 2009
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rug muncher

A gayboy is being bent over by their sick boyfriend on the floor doggy style. He's bumming him so hard that he bites the rug.
Jeffrey is biting the rug because Frederick is bumming extremely hard
by M Farley July 07, 2004
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Naked Shag Rug

A rug, preferably from the 1970s, which is shaggy and used primarily for shagging shaggy women.
Paul: "Oh man, this playroom is so well furnished."
Francisco: "Oh, I know. Mostly because of the naked shag rug."
by flippedegg July 25, 2019
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lie like a rug

To lie (tell a falsehood); to lie through one's teeth. A pun on lying down, as a rug does.
"Hide the cookies under the crib and lie like a rug," Binky whispered to Charlie as they heard their parents returning home.
by knightshade May 08, 2006
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