reading

when you fuck a book
and you start cumming in it and pages dissolve

and then you proceed to blow up a plane while a rusty chevrolet is driving on the ground on fire

jhon: was jeffery reading
jeffery: I was driving a plane to blow it up

by john6969696420420420 November 30, 2024

Remington Echlin

Remington Echlin is a mysterious humanoid being whose origins are yet unknown and questioned upon. Such a specimen is particularly recognized by it unusually disproportionately large sized forehead. It is believed that the size of the forehead serves a purpose for communication with the mother ship of where it originates from. If spotted, run towards the specimen and violently molest it.

oh my god is that a Remington?? first one there gets the pink.

they said before running over to molest it but being blinded by the sun reflecting off the Remington Echlins forehead.

by Remingtonfan69420 February 10, 2025

Remington Haircut

Another word for suicide via firearm/gun. Likely named after the Remington revolvers and gaining a haircut via a revolver, i.e. brand new hole in your head.

Kurt Cobain got the Remington Haircut.

by ArsMoriendiTrue February 12, 2025

Reading Blindness

When there's a term in a text/book you are reading, and you don't know what the term means, nor is it being defined further into the text. You don't understand what the term adds to the context of what you're reading.

"This topic deals with the philosophy of egalitarianism. It plays a great part in..."

You: "Um... reading blindness much? Is this going to explain what egalitarianism is to us or no?"

by vvaerea March 2, 2025

Reading Between the Texts

Akin to the phrase “Reading between the lines” reading between the texts is a phrase used to describe the confusion of tone and implication in texting, especially with the member of preferred sex.

She texted me “Hey” but with 2 y’s. Maybe she thinks I’m cute, but I could be reading between the texts.

by Parabeetle March 9, 2025

Reading your own desires

Into the text.

Hym Iam "Still just reading your own desires into the text. The reality of what that was is actually pretty cool. I would explain it to you here but it would waste the opportunity for a more grandiose exposition dump later down the line. And it's a good one."

by Hym Iam January 19, 2026

Reading Coperehension Effect

when someone claims you don't understand the writing of a particular story or character instead of just admitting their character written like shit

Notable benefactors of the Reading Coperehension Effect are Jinrang from Lookism and Yuno from Black Clover

by theknownallbeall August 9, 2025