Sexier than socks on a blind rooster

youre sexier than socks on a blind rooster, so sexy and hot

blake is sexier than socks on a blind rooster!

by bigbootybitchesbeonmydick March 3, 2023

rooster smashed

the state of which one is completely high and intoxicated. typically said in southern US.

Earl, I done got the stuff, let's get rooster smashed.

by ptwitchypyrate March 4, 2012

Roostered

Verb: being FUBAR beyond your own willingness and comprehension.

Dude was so roostered he didn’t remember the sheriffs came.

by Steady_1 November 23, 2023

rooster cum

A egg not fried completely. White around the yolk

I hate having rooster cum on my eggs.

by Young at heart old in age February 2, 2023

rooster bags

Bitch I bet ur here reading this. ANSWER US IN THE GROUP CHAT.

Y’all are rooster bags.

by The real Donald Dick September 28, 2022

Jacket The Rooster Man

Jacket The Rooster Man is a man that goes around wearing a rooster mask, a Letterman jacket and bright blue jeans.
He is a sociopath.

Jacket the Rooster man is a gnarly sociopath.

by Professor_Luka June 10, 2018

Silky Rooster

When you sit on your man's face during a heavy period.

It was that time of the month, but we were drinking enough that she gave me a silky Rooster.

by PhatFuk November 23, 2023