Qualified Racist

A person that thinks they have earned the right to make derogatory statements about another race or culture because of their relationships.

Ted: What's up with wetbacks always wearing jeans and having mustaches?
Bill: Dude, why would you say that?
Ted: No it's cool, I'm dating a Mexican girl.
Bill: Oh, I wasn't aware that you were a qualified racist

by dkinirvine December 17, 2012

quality vs quantity

A pathetic excuse for having a small wallet or a small dick.

Size doesn't matter, it's what you do with it.

I thought we could eat in tonight.

by Keebmeister December 7, 2003

Quail

The noise made by one's bottom after eating rich food.

"After eating Chris's cooking, my arse was quailing all night"

by Weirdbeard September 30, 2007

Qually

Someone who eats a lot.
A greedy person.

Someone who over indulges in consumptions of food

You big qually, you're always eating!
I dont know why you're still hungry equally we just ate!

by DaniielleMoniique January 21, 2015

quality transportation

a worthy sex partner on the 'road' to orgasm, with the right 'equipment', skills and attitude; to deliver a "mind-blowing" 'treatment'

-neither gay nor straight, male nor female matters! only the right 'equipment' and 'MOJO' to facilitate a successful 'launch'

OR: simply fantasizing on the potential skills of a human, having no idea of their sexual P.O.D. (point of departure)

beth: that dude looks like quality transportation! i'd like to ride him till he 'blows his nose'!!

ruth: that judy is quality transportation, last night she took me to the 'melk weg'! (milky way)

fat people are often not very quality transportation

she/he sure seems like some QUALITY TRANSPORTATION!!

by michael foolsley June 6, 2011

Quail

A word used to express a confused or surprised remark.

Gah! What the quail?!

by n o r t h July 18, 2006

qualityseum

A chavtastic nightclub in the classy Hillfields area of Coventry.Famous for underagers and its celebrity guests which include the short one from s-club and the brainiac from big brother that time.

'Wooo lets go to the qualityseum!'

by crazysarah118 March 16, 2005