Definitions by Weirdbeard

porcoprurimolliphobia

The fear of soft pork scratchings. From the Latin words "porcus", "prurire" and "mollius".

Patrick has severe porcoprurimolliphobia. He wanted me to tape the bag shut in case the scratchings crawled out during the night

porcoprurimolliphobia by Weirdbeard October 9, 2007

Quail 

The noise made by one's bottom after eating rich food.

"After eating Chris's cooking, my arse was quailing all night"

Quail by Weirdbeard September 30, 2007