by Seeman December 28, 2008
Get the Goat Puppymug. A combination of your ordinary douche bag (generically good-looking, full-of-themselves prick) with a lame ass love sick puppy. More or less a love sick douche bag.
"That abercrombie and fitch humping kid Brandon is totally hitting on my girlfriend, Cora. What a f*cking douche puppy that kid is."
by gimmeurtots72 April 5, 2010
Get the douche puppymug. To hastily leave the current location in search of adventure. Synonymous with phrases such as "Let's get out of here" and "Let's split".
by Coral Blue August 14, 2013
Get the Kick this puppymug. Coined by entrepreneur guru Ken Singer, also known as Ken, the Puppy Shooter is the person who will tell you your ideas suck. This term is usually applied in an entrepreneurial scenario. *Important to note that one should shoot the puppy, not strangle.
by sushimushy June 1, 2016
Get the Puppy Shootermug. A puppy bought by a woman to lure her man into wanting to have children. The puppy is used to train the man to bring out his paternal instincts by caring for the puppy. The man usually has no idea what he is getting into when they initially get the puppy
Sean was quiet excited about the puppy he and Michele were going to get , but little did he know that it was a "Training Puppy" , that will trick him into wanting to have children
by t_210 August 4, 2010
Get the Training Puppymug. Sammo wouldn't let go that rubber duck, and when I yanked it away from his mouth, it went puppy-time!
by nubreed1980 April 5, 2010
Get the puppy-timemug. The homosexual act in which the "master" places a leash on their partner. The master then applies peanut butter to his genitals, and forces his "puppy" to lick up the peanut butter like a dog until the master ejaculates on his partner's face; giving his skin a glossy, satin-like appearance.
by ballsmclong December 8, 2016
Get the satin puppymug.