The Pretzel Statue is a position used during sexual intercourse between two males, usually one will have his ass pointed to the ceiling with the highest hopes of getting climaxed in the anal sphinter. The other male will be faced horizontal with his genitals in the other males anal hole and will be aggressively pounding the hole.
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"This Gibb River Pretzel is slightly different in both taste and texture to the Nullabor oysters that I'm used to!"
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Steve, did I tell you about last summer when I studied abroad in Mongolia? I got such a crazy Mongolian Pretzel that I couldn't walk straight for a month.
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