When a man shaves his pubes, puts them aside, then fucks a girl or guy in the ass, then pulls his dick out and sprinkles his pubes on his shit covered shaft.
Jason- I was with a girl last night and she shaved my pubes
Len- did you give her a planet of the apes chimney sweep?
Len- did you give her a planet of the apes chimney sweep?
by Cate89 March 23, 2019
Any planet in a halcyonic system (i.e. KMT-2020-BLG-0414L b, WD1054–226 b, WD 1856 b, etc.)
There are also halcyonic dwarf planets, the only example of which is WD 1145+017 b.
There are also halcyonic dwarf planets, the only example of which is WD 1145+017 b.
by An_Idot September 21, 2024
Sarcastically questioning someone who absolutely has no clue about what's going on in the world and verifies it by talking.
Person 1: Did you get a Covid shot?
Person 2: What's Covid?
Person 1: New to the planet?
Person 1: I've never seen a Tom Hanks movie.
Person 2: You must be new to the planet.
Person 2: What's Covid?
Person 1: New to the planet?
Person 1: I've never seen a Tom Hanks movie.
Person 2: You must be new to the planet.
by BillyVito October 04, 2021
Sarcastically stating or questioning someone who absolutely has no clue about what's going on in the world or has lived a sheltered life and verifies it by talking.
Person 1: Did you get a Covid shot?
Person 2: What's Covid?
Person 1: New to the planet?
Person 1: I've never seen a Tom Hanks movie.
Person 2: You must be new to the planet.
Person 2: What's Covid?
Person 1: New to the planet?
Person 1: I've never seen a Tom Hanks movie.
Person 2: You must be new to the planet.
by BillyVito October 04, 2021
That is a small planet.
by UH Hecker February 10, 2024
A sexual act in which, an environmentally conscious host, brings five men to simultaneous orgasm. Most commonly achieved orally, anally, vaginally, and manually (in any combination). THE POWER IS YOURS!
"Bro, there's a new Heroes parody porn online where this blonde cheerleader totally gets Hayden Planeteered."
"I didn't think a guy could could achieve the ole Captain Planet, but dude took two in his ass while they were planeteering him."
"I didn't think a guy could could achieve the ole Captain Planet, but dude took two in his ass while they were planeteering him."
by DaXymbiont August 10, 2022
by RDM1615 November 05, 2019