petting the weasel

Other wise known as fucking your hands , this is a term for masturbation.

"Is bill coming out tonight?"

"No, I think he's petting the weasel instead"

by sneakypickleboy September 5, 2016

pet rooster

When someone gets a rooster as a pet.

We had a pet rooster last week.

by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023

pet gecko

A fucking massive, girly boy cock just waiting for you to suckle on it and to leave hot cum dripping out of your ass.

person 1: "Yo Steve, have you seen Ben's pet gecko yet?"
person 2: "Yeah, I saw it last night. Super cute."

by gabble gospel March 10, 2020

stew pet

a compliment meaning that they are good with pets.

That girl is 'stew pet'

by theswaggernaut January 1, 2017

ops pet

Someone who does all your work for you at work so that you are "free to strategize."

I am so happy we got an intern. Brian from Marketing has not been a very good ops pet recently.

by goofing off March 20, 2006

petting the kangaroo

the act of manual stimulation of the genitals; masturbation

I came back from class and to my dismay, I walked into my room to find Scooby petting the kangaroo while watching Crocodile Dundee

by bj447799 October 7, 2009

Pet the peacock

Have sex

It's time to pet the peacock

by How do you like that June 21, 2019