goose pecker

When a man pulls the extra scrotum skin evenly to both sides of his flaccid penis making a flapping wing motion and making the sounds of a goose.

Tom: I had gave the entire auditorium a goose pecker at yesterdays pep rally.
Eric: Totally awesome bro!

by cb4crackwhore August 9, 2022

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crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

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The additional piss that falls from your dick when forgetting to shake it off, which usually drips onto the pants of the victim leaving a stain looking like your pecker just druled and for everyone at the party to humiliate you.

"SHIT! i got some pecker drule on my jeans, i guess i'll just wait in the bathroom until that shit dries up, wheres my natty light."

Victim-"Yoo look, i got some pecker drule on my jeans... pleassse don't tell anyone man, that shit is embarrassing!"

Friend-"Heyyyy everyone, look, this little bitch over here forgot to shake his dick( 3 times only, any more shakes and your beating off) and got pecker drule all over himself."

Victim-"You asshole"

by Draggggs May 9, 2011

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Pecker Princess

Someone deeply committed to the dick waving life.

Brad and Chad were so committed to dick waving their muscle cars that it was hard to tell who was a bigger Pecker Princess

by Princesshentai January 16, 2019

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Pecker in Chief

One of 45’s favorite and once secret nicknames for himself, for obvious reasons.

The Pecker in Chief, long before he was the U.S. President, always loved having “access” to so many young and beautiful women he rightfully paid for and his friend David Pecker helped him to at least temporarily bury the extent of his addiction.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2024

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