Peace Job

The act of giving a hand-job with only two fingers. Specifically, the two fingers that are held up while giving a peace sign.

As Chad was ready for a normal hand-job, he was bewildered when Lauren starting giving him a peace job instead.

by Wouldn'tyouliketoknow:P June 13, 2011

war and peace

1. (n) an epic novel by Leo Tolstoy, first published from 1865 to 1869. Considered to be one of the world's greatest novels.

2. (v) the act of taking a really long time in the bathroom (usually defecating), an amount of time so long, it is exaggerated that the individual could finish such a novel within that time. Originates from the popular habit of reading while defecating.

1. "Dag yo, War and Peace is one of the best books ever!"

2. Person A: "Damn homey, how long were you in the bathroom?"
Person B: "Sorry bro, I had to War and Peace."

by Joe Gigafartz November 12, 2008

Ring Peace

The period of calm directly after a particularly violent bout of diarrhoea.

Dude, I finally have ring peace now the burning shits from hell are gone, all is calm.

Word, time to dry those tears, homes.

by Greville Badger June 5, 2011

Antifa Peaceful

1. To riot or act with violence
1.1 To cause criminal damage, arson or attack government buildings

The siege on the capitol building was antifa peaceful

by LemonySnickets March 4, 2021

peace off

What you say to a person(s)whom you don't want to shake their hand at Mass.

(you tell to some old dirty man while shaking someone's hand)" I'm good,can't you see I'm busy,PEACE OFF!."

by RodrigoElenes September 5, 2007

peace out

Goodbye. Often a source of confusion among whites from different parts of the U.S.

Indiana Bob: "Mike, did you spec that piece out to .05 inches?"
Mike from NYC: "Damn straight...peace out in da oh-five, bitches!"

by edelweiss January 4, 2005

world peace

Yeah, right. Like it's going to ever happen.

Acheiving world peace is equivalent to trying to find any sign of intelligence in what a woman says.

by Matthew B. October 16, 2003