Premature Rejaculation

When someone you’re not interested in pursuing romantically or sexually rejects you without you ever making any advances towards them.

Mal: “Hey Jon how’s van life going?”
Jon: “You’re obviously talking to me because you find me extremely attractive, most women do. I gotta tell ya I’m really into tall blondes with big tits and you ain’t it honey.”

Mal: “Came here to find out about van life. Stayed for the premature rejaculation.”

by .:Madskillz:. March 23, 2022

Premature Upulation

1. When a couple spend the night together and one half bolts/ ups and leaves before breakfast or even the dawn chorus. 2. When your on a train and its not massively packed but still the person sitting/ standing next to you feels the need to get up way too early for the next stop, even though they have no luggage and it involves barging people out the way who are getting off at the same stop anyway. 3. When a guy or girl leaves the party or dinner really early.

1. Katie: er yeh so he seemed really into me and we talked about spending the next day together but then after we fooled around in bed he just seemed to up and leave' Carl: ar yes 'premature upulation' 2. Dan: dude why the heck has that man got up already, its 10 mins to the next stop, its not going to make him get there any earlier. Sid: yeh he's got premature upulation 3. Wilson: Er seriously what is wrong with Ted, he is so dull these days he has total premature upulation. You go for dinner or a party with him and he just ups and leaves after 30 minutes.

by Salster88 January 14, 2012

Premature Epackulation

A disease that plagues millions of FIFA Ultimate Team players each year. Relates to opening FIFA Ultimate Team packs prematurely prior to an upcoming promo.

Twitch user: "Zwe you should save those cracked packs for Ultimate TOTS." Zwebackhd: "Sorry bro but I suffer from premature epackulation, so it is physically impossible to save these packs for more 15 minutes or else I will combust."

by gmenrock May 21, 2022

premature elocution

Refers to a keyboarding-slip whereby you inadvertently "catch" da "Enter" key wif da right side of your thick clumsy finger when hitting da "quote/apostrophe" key while composing an instant-message to someone, causing said incomplete/unedited message to get sent to him before you were ready.

I love these new rubbery finger-cots dat reduce impact-fatigue/soreness of my fingertips while keyboarding and give me better "traction" on the keys, but da boots' sticky spongy surfaces cause me to perform a lot more premature elocutions than if I was just typing wif my bare leathery-dry fingers.

by QuacksO May 20, 2019

premature excitementation

To define when people have been excited about something way before they should be.

Your friends have been saying they are excited about going on holiday for almost a year before the date you are going. when the date finally comes they ask you if you are excited about it. Your reply would be.

"No you all ruined it with your Premature Excitementation"

by Hug-Hees January 19, 2017

premature posting

To accidentally post a reply/comment before finishing your thought, leading to subsequent additional posts to explain the oddness of the original incomplete partial, or premature post.

Cathy: "I saw that scary movie last night, it was as creepy as you said it would be."
Terry: "I never saw anything
Cathy: ??
Terry: "so scary in my life, gaaaah!!! sorry I'm always premature posting!"
Cathy: "yeah I do that all the time."

by catherineroxit October 1, 2010

Premature Evacuation

When people exit a building due to a drill or practice, however no actually emergency is occuring.

For the fire drill the students and staff did a premature evacuation of the school.

by CamIsCoolerThanTori October 26, 2015