by Its_tufty December 08, 2019
Verb/Noun
When you plan on saving a snack, or making it last a long time, and accidentally eat all of it in one sitting or a short period of time.
When you plan on saving a snack, or making it last a long time, and accidentally eat all of it in one sitting or a short period of time.
Friend 1: Bro! Bring the chicken and waffle flavored potato chips in here and let's eat some, but save the other half for later tonight.
Friend 2: Damn! I just experienced some severe premature esnackulation and ate the whole bag on the walk from the kitchen.
Friend 1: You're a raging fat ass, dude.
Friend 2: Damn! I just experienced some severe premature esnackulation and ate the whole bag on the walk from the kitchen.
Friend 1: You're a raging fat ass, dude.
by Cucs March 21, 2013
The act of getting smacked in the head or face by your parents, or someone else, for something before they get all the details of the incident at hand
by bigpoppa55 November 18, 2012
Celebrating a person's birthday or wishing well early of the actual midnight date of the birthday in question.
Birthday Person's Friend: Happy Birthday Man!
Birthday Person: Thanks Jackass, It's only 9:30.
Other Friend: What a Premature Ewishulator.
Birthday Person: Thanks Jackass, It's only 9:30.
Other Friend: What a Premature Ewishulator.
by Aleava Malone March 09, 2011
When you get very excited for something before it actually happens. Often ruins the actual experience.
I don't want to get excited for the concert until I am actually there. Premature hype may ruin the experience.
He got premature hype for a date he was going to go on, just to be ghosted on the day they were supposed to go out.
He got premature hype for a date he was going to go on, just to be ghosted on the day they were supposed to go out.
by Professor LoveHandles April 03, 2021
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When a significant portion of the population leaves major cities and relocates to the suburbs or rural areas, this occurs or is done before the customary or appropriate time.
by Ali Mehr May 11, 2023