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Pre Party Pinch

Losing one's sex drive to someone attractive before a party in order to not do anything sexual with an unattractive person(s) at the party.

When a person knows that they'll do something naughty with someone that they really don't want to, they do a pre-party pinch (sometimes referred to as a pre-pinch).
Rick: I 'eard Chantelle was going to the party at the Chalk, so I'm gunna have a pre party pinch with the babe next door before I go.
Mick: Yeah wouldn't want to have a repeat of last time she was at the same party as you. Don't shit yourself with the neighbour like last time.
Rick: Leave it out.
by Christov Jamacia October 21, 2010
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2 inch pinch

A sexual term, describing the action of placing a finger in an anus and thumb in the vagina, then pinching. Or vice-versa.
by hoary marmot January 14, 2008
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Vulvan Nerve Pinch

(Noun) - When a man pleasures a woman so intensely, either orally or digitally, that she immediately collapses into a limp heap as if Mr. Spock himself had administered the fabled "Vulcan Nerve Pinch" from Star Trek.
"So I was hooking up with this chick last night and the bitch wouldn't let me fall asleep, so finally I gave her the Vulvan Nerve Pinch. Long story short her ass is still knocked out in my bed.
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Pinching Off a Loaf

To squeeze one's anal passage while in the process of taking a shit of enormous magnitude, resulting in the log being cut into either two or several chunks.

This would occur if the person was scared, starttled or just needed to hurry up and carry on when they get to a suitable location to finish the job.
Women: "Come back to bed baby."
Man: "Silence sex wench!"
Women: "We can do anal.."
Man: *Starts pinching off a loaf*
by Bible Author June 9, 2014
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two inch pinch

A person with an incredibly small penis.
I can not have sex with you because you have a two inch pinch
by dik fuck February 1, 2017
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crab pinch

When your at the beach and you nut in your chicks eye she turns around to only see a crab and then you shuv it up her pussy wait till there is many pinches in the pussy canal and then stick your long ass dick in the recently disturbed pussy.
I gave 3 of my side chicks a crab pinch the other day
by PUSSSSSSSSYYYYYYY May 20, 2016
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Loaf Pinching

"HE'S GONNA BLOW!!!"

"He really needs to go loaf pinching"
by Tylerscott May 14, 2009
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