psycho pity

when one pretends to have a disorder of any kind to get the pity of a memeber of the female or male species.

"omg i totally have depression/anxiety/an eating disorder/panic attacks/anxiety/OCD, bobby! omg!"

"you're a victim of psycho pity..."

psycho...

by Rico Suave..**** September 21, 2006

hilty pilty

an expression meaning good, or great

1. That bakklevah is hilty pilty
2. hilty pilty muthafucka!

by JaredTheWizard November 25, 2007

hufty pufty

A generic term for someone who is normally mega chilled out, but is suddenly busy and forced into being organised and finds the situation slightly stressful.

Hey dude, I know your around the world flight is leaving tomorrow morning, but do you have to be such a hufty pufty right now? Relax and have another beer. As long as you remember your passport you'll be fine.

by monkey poo - poop poops July 20, 2010

pity ticket

A pity ticket is given out in an arcade. When you lose a game, the machine gives you a single ticket for trying. This is a pity ticket.

Wow, Steve totally sucks at Smokin' Token. He totally missed the target and got the single pity ticket for losing.

Geez, I'm really terrible at arcade games. I totally rock my 20 pity tickets! (after spending $50)

by TheDictionKing July 1, 2008

pifth

smaller than a fifth, but larger than a pint. it is usually constructed from the finest of plastic and it is sure to get you sloshed if consumed quickly. for dramatic affect most consume this rare item at bonfires or perhaps before a rockin' dance party.

After Kelly consumed the pifth, she was sloshed and full of the rhythm of shakira as she danced under the stars proving to Nick that yes there is such thing as a pifth.

by Morgan Pj Captain. September 11, 2008

Pity Platter

: a mannerism used to make fun of someone whining about thier day or someone whining in general ( can be used in a friendly joking manner or to indicate to an extremely annoying whiny person to help themselves to a nice tall glass of Shut-the-Hell-Up!)

Ahh, poor baby, I'll get you a Pity Platter. "Yes, I'll have the Boo-hoo Burger, small French Cries, and a large Whiney/no ice."

by Dallas Bob March 29, 2007

pitysitting

Pitysitting defines staying with another as he/she struggles through a bad experience, per se, a breakup.

"Tonight I'll be pitysitting James at my place; that breakup did a number on him."

by Singingjacobus December 3, 2009