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Offensive Board

When a couple breaks up, but before anyone else can pick up the girl on the rebound, the same guy gets back together with her. The term comes from basketball, where an offensive board or offensive rebound prolongs a team's possession.
Man: I heard Katie and Mike broke up. Finally I can get Katie on the rebound, that fox.

Friend: Nope. Mike grabbed the offensive board and got right back with her.

Man: Curses! I'll box out next time.
by tripleovertime99 December 21, 2010
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poster board

A board that is used as display.
Satinderpreet used his poster board explain about being gay.
by Restux November 5, 2013
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bitches on boards

a crew of female extreme athletes, a media production company
Tugger and Frenchie of Bitches On Boards Media Production, and Bitchesonboards
by BOBS Frenchie November 27, 2007
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roast board

When someone keeps a list of people they are going to roast and insults build up over time until they're ready to lash out
I'm putting you on my roast board bro
by Lul4299 January 21, 2016
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boarding completed

literally: when all passengers are seated on a plane ready to take off
figuratively: you are the plane heading towards a destination, the passengers are everything dear to you, animate and inanimate, physical and spiritual. a decision is made. the plane is taking off.
"mama, are we going to be okay?"
"yes, my mini, boarding completed. don't be afraid."
by Krkič January 7, 2021
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board bang

When you are the only, or one of few, women presenting to a room of mostly men in a business setting.
Man: Hey, how did your presentation go?

Woman: It was a total Board Bang - I was the only woman in the room.
by The Snoofer July 21, 2014
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board bunnie

a really really hot girl who's great at snowboarding, surfing, or possibly skateboarding. either way they could be any but gorgeous too
Snowboarder1: damn did you just see that jump!
Snowboarder2: ya man that was so sick!
Snowboarder1: holy shit dude that's a chick! she's hot too!
Snowboarder2: wow, a total board bunnie
by xxpolynormalxx January 21, 2009
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