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Skate

: man I don't what do to...
: What happened?
: My girl got skate.
by boatd00g December 7, 2020
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Straight skate

When a beaner fries yo mamma's beans while giving her a straight look with a pole
"Man dawg that skinner just straight skated that weasle head
by Billy Mcswag July 30, 2012
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Crew skate magazine

Person one: Crew skate magazine is really cool I want to buy it now
Person two: I feel the same except I want to buy it more
by The Offroadman August 27, 2019
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Lazy-skating

It's when a person offers their help or has to provide their help that really doesn't want to. Then the effort put forth is less then adequate the least possible that is needed in hopes of getting out of having to do it.
Look at Cody over there lazy-skating that fence he is painting. He's done 1 fence and I've done 5. He should be embarrassed to collect his check.
by The women of Earth June 1, 2023
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Skate

Skateboarding... Not rollerblading and sure as hell not ice prancing (ice "skating"). Longboarding just barely applies.
Guy 1: "You down to skate Saturday?"

Guy 2: "Aw yeah mean, fasho!"

Guy 3: "What about me??"

Guy 1: "SKATEBOARDING not rollerblading fag."
by Blaack_Guy September 14, 2013
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Skate

Skate
Love to skate
by Driver1728 March 12, 2020
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do YOU even skate?

Meaning, not only am I not what you called me, I’m fucking better than you so get on your knees little bitch. An phrase to establish dominance, usually said after flipping something. Commonly used by “real” “niggas”.
Jim: “ hey reqeese I heard you didn’t make the basketball team”
Requisite: “ do YOU even skate?”
Jim: *sucks risk’s dick
Lyle: “nigga moment
by RakeRackRerusalem May 10, 2019
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