Happy Octopus

A sexual act where you rapidly insert three fingers into an anus or vagina.

When regarding gay sex a Happy Octopus is where you rapidly insert three fingers into an anus to stimulate a prostate.

“Sometimes I like to give a Happy Octopus to my FWB.”

“This girl gave me a Happy Octopus and it was the craziest thing I’ve ever experienced.”

by Ghost Jones January 10, 2024

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Sad octopus

A sexual act in which four lesbians scissor as one while a man watches unable to touch

Bailey thought he would be invited to an orgy but the women sad octopus’d him

by Blackercracker December 4, 2024

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Dark Octopus

the act of cumming/ejaculating in ones nose and then blowing through their mouth to blow bubbles

I once gave jeff a dark octopus

by illuminatedflame March 11, 2026

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Tabernacle octopus

A panty raider wanting to titty-fuck the girls at the party the more 211 she drinks

You see Sabrina turn into a tabernacle octopus after that shooottttgggguuuuunnnn!!!!

by Mrbrowndeliveryd December 15, 2025

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When two people are muted in a voice call through an online platform (like Zoom, Discord, Skype, etc.) because they are stimulating each others penises' with their hands. This often leads to discomfort among the other participants in the voice calls, and it is advised that you should beat off your homies outside of voice calls, where it is less appropriate.

Person 1: "Yo why the fuck are Marvin and Brooklyn muted? They haven't said a word in the VC for 10 minutes!"

Person 2: "They're probably doing the Octopus-Joseph Special right now."

Person 1: "Erm, what the fuck?"

by Jon Dawg January 26, 2026

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